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“Late again, I see,” Wen Qing says, saving his brother from any more of his fumbling. Wei Wuxian frowns and pushes himself off the front desk. “I’m not! I’ve been here for like… a whole five minutes.” Wen Qing raises one, perfect eyebrow and tilts her head; her nose piercing catches the light and sparkles slightly. Now it's Wei Wuxian’s turn to hold up his hands and shake his head. “I’m serious! I just got distracted by the pretty flowers your brother’s secret admirer sent him.” “Cousin,” Wen Qing says briskly, as she walks around the desk to lean over Wen Ning’s shoulder. “Can you pull up the schedule for today?” Wen Ning does what she asks as Wei Wuxian blinks. “What?” “Our cousin gave us the flowers,” Wen Qing continues, her eyes never leaving the computer as she pencils in her clients on her little pocket notebook. She likes paper lists, something Wei Wuxian doesn’t quite understand in the digital age, but they all have their own eccentricities. “Or, well, really his father brought them over as a welcome gift.” Or; Lan Wangji opens up the flower shop down the block, Wei Wuxian is smitten, and endless fluff ensues

When Wei Wuxian accidentally makes himself an enemy of a powerful and murdery criminal, he disappears to protect his family. Thirteen years later, Lan Sizhui drags him back.

After their final exams, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying go on a vaguely North-Indian road trip. (or: the desi wangxian au maybe five people wanted)

Five years after the Cloud Recesses, Wei WuXian comes to Lan WangJi with a request: pretend to be his lover.

“You’re indeed the head designer of Nuage haute couture,” Wei Ying says between giggles. “I just said your designs were pretty and you just—did you write an essay on that in fashion school?” He shakes his head. “I’m so far out of your league.” “Your designs are also pretty.” Lan Zhan adds. “I feel like I did you a disservice, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying grins. “I can wax poetics on your use of draping to accent the body if you want. I’ve kept all my praises to myself for far too long.” “Please don’t.” Or: Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are the head designers of Nuage. One does haute couture, the other does ready-to-wear. They fall in love. Chaos ensues.

Shen Yuan has a less than relaxing return to what is, according to the system, his original life. (or an accidental transmigration version of inception where shen yuan lived as shen jiu’s brother before he was ‘reincarnated’ into the modern world)

If Lan Wangji had been asking for reasons of fame or money or power (not that he was suffering a shortage of any of those attributes) that would have been one thing. But siblings were a different story entirely. If Jiang Cheng and Yanli were sick, then Wei Wuxian probably would have done just about anything to get those flowers. "Huh," Wei Wuxian said. "Alright, you can have them." Lan Wangji's eyes went wide, and Wei Wuxian choked. "I mean-! You can have them if you become my prisoner forever!" --- In which Lan Wangji, famed Second Jade of Lan, is not actually taken captive by the fearsome Demon Beast of Yiling. But for some reason, he stays anyways.

If there was one definite part of his plan to win Xie Lian over, it’s that he isn’t supposed to tell Xie Lian anything about him having feelings for anyone, because if he knows, Xie Lian might get curious, and if Xie Lian gets curious, he might start investigating, and if Xie Lian starts investigating, he will probably figure out that the one Hua Cheng has feelings for is him. Hua Cheng has spent years trying to make sure his feelings stay hidden, keeping his lovelorn glances and gay panic sessions as inconspicious as he can, and he’ll be damned if one nosy neighbor is going to ruin all of that.

Lan Wangji has a routine. He loves his routine. He dislikes things that disturb his routine. Enter Wei Wuxian.

Shen Yuan wakes up to a gentle hand on his forehead and a father who is apparently the villain of this world. (An au in which Shen Yuan is Shen Jiu's son and somehow that changes a lot of things.)

His fingers hesitate on Wei Ying’s arm, then brush a strand of hair from his face, catching in the blood on his skin. They linger there behind his ear, barely touching his warmth, gentle. Lan Wangji’s heart will not slow down, and he does not know why. All he knows is that seeing Wei Ying like that, ripped apart and flayed by his own darkness, has settled something in his chest, answered an unasked question. This man did not become a monster with gladness. ; Darkness and light, fear and promise, loneliness and belonging: Lan Wangji stumbles across a crumbling castle in the mountains, and discovers that the balance is never as even as it seems.

It was good for both the Gusu Lan and Yunmeng Jiang sects. Every summer the boys from one would visit the other, building bonds, strengthening the alliances between the families, and forging good memories. Perfect plan, if you asked Lan Xichen. Of course, that was all before the rabbit catching, curfew breaking, near drownings, and potential war.

A well-travelled, vastly over-educated Wei Wuxian returns to his alma mater as a teacher and discovers he'll be working alongside his former senior school rival, Lan Wangji. But the past has always been more complicated than he understood—and they were never really rivals.

The Untamed universe is exactly the same, except everybody has magical crystals that have a suspiciously familiar messaging system. The story is pretty much the same as the show, except everyone lives!! (so minor changes). or in which Wei WuXian tries his darndest to date Lan Zhan, Jiang Cheng possibly has a aneurysm, Jin ZiXuan is still the most awkward human alive, and Xue Yang makes me write some VERY cursed things. Written in chatfic format! :3

Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.

Cinderella A/B/O

KHR AU

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Danmei recs As promised, this is a full compilation of Why You Should Reads

“Hey, that guy.” He points with his chin, and Nie Huaisang’s eyes widen when he catches sight of the black-clad figure in the DJ booth. “Oh, shit, it’s Lan Wangji.” “So I’m not going crazy? It’s actually him?” Wei Ying hasn’t seen Lan Wangji in years, and now here he is, and looking like that, like this, like the dark deity of some starkly gorgeous underworld. *** (Or: Wei Ying thinks goths are kind of funny, until he runs into San Francisco’s premier goth club DJ, Lan Wangji.)

Lotus Pier was saved by a clan alliance, demonic cultivation, and a magical shapeshifting baby. Not necessarily in that order. Now Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have to keep it all from falling apart without a common enemy. Luckily their friends have some suggestions. (The Nie fortress is home to tigers. The Jiangs and the Lans bring their own legendary creatures, and Wei Ying asks the important questions: what color scales will impress his dragon husband?)

TikTok of teacher asking what is evolution, and different student stereotypes getting ready to answer

When Jude is sent in Taryn's place to the neighboring kingdom of Elfhame to marry the youngest child of King Eldred, she ends up playing a dangerous game made all the more dangerous for being a mortal in a faerie's world. Her betrothed may just be a poison for which she has no antidote. -- Jude touches the sword at her hip again, looking between the two of them. Taryn catches her eye and a look alights in them that Jude doesn't like. "Jude can marry him," she says, looking hopefully at her sister. "We're identical, so it isn't as though one of us will be a more beautiful bride than the other." Untrue, Jude knows, because Taryn has an air about her that Jude herself does not. The air of a gentlewoman, delicate and dainty regardless of the physical space she takes up. Jude carries herself like a soldier and scowls more often than she smiles.

what if two boys kissed at a masquerade party on new year’s eve and they were both wangxian

Before he can decide what action would be appropriate to take, Wei Ying has disappeared down the fire escape. He sticks his head out the window, but Wei Ying never once looks back, crawling back into his own window like he does this every day. Maybe, for people like Wei Ying, this is normal. Lan Zhan cannot decide if there are any other people like Wei Ying in the world.

But sometimes, it hits him out of nowhere -- at work, cracking jokes to make the kids laugh as he checks up on them. Teasing his colleagues just to see them crack a smile after the most draining of days. In the car on the way home, Lan Zhan turning the heater up right next to him. Dinner; spooning hot and sour soup into his lover’s bowl. Thank god, I stayed. (It goes like this: At 2am, in the dark -- “Even then?” Lan Zhan’s eyes had fluttered open, softly. “Of course, Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan’d murmured like there was nothing to hesitate about, golden eyes flickering across his face in the dark. Voice thick and quiet; surface tension and warm water. “I love you all the time.”) Or, life after That Night in Chinatown, in all its bits and pieces. (Reading the first installment to this series is not exactly necessary, but helps fill in the gaps.)

Jingyi, whose bow had clinked with the coins he’d collected, says gleefully, “I can’t believe you fought Hanguang Jun on the street!” Wei Wuxian taps his nose and says, “I can’t believe Hanguang Jun didn’t let me win.” (In which Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan exhibit themselves as a tourist attraction in Yueyang, then find out they already were.)

I don’t think anyone needs me to do a why-you-should-read for 2ha because I’m late af to the party, but no danmei rec is complete this year without 2ha and shizun and mo ran! I have feels okay, a lot of them!!!! Like?!! CHU WANNING?!!! So ethereal and gorgeous and deserves everything in the world, and also a shrine in my room dedicated to the beauty and grace and power that is shizun. So here’s me trying to summarize and also delve into specific parts of 2ha as much as I can, although because I’m new to the fandom I’d say don’t take my word for it entirely XD It’s just Hao Yi XIng (Immortality) is coming out soon and we’re all gonna lost our shit, and it’s cool to have read the novel before the show comes out. This will be the first of… five parts I think to a full 2ha post, but no worries, I won’t like vomit em all out in the first week of January.