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I am not afraid to keep on living Untamed vid to the entirety of the Black Parade album. Amazing

“You know,” Lan Xichen says thoughtfully, “when I told you to make friends, I did not expect you to pick Jiang Wanyin.” The truth is that neither did Lan Wangji, but then, the truth is also that he did not ‘pick’ anyone as much as he himself was picked, and the much larger truth underneath it all is that he was not expecting to make friends at all. OR: Against all odds, Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng become friends. It's just Jiang Cheng's luck that people think they're courting. And it's just Lan Wangji's luck that regretfully, Wei Wuxian is also People.

Rule One: No kissing. Rule Two: No L-word. Rule Three: No hanky-panky. By following these rules, Wei Wuxian is pretty sure he can manage to accomplish his goal of seducing Lan Wangji without being too much of a callous asshole. Not that he’s overly concerned. As if Lan Wangji could ever fall in love with anyone, nevertheless someone as reckless and disorganized as Wei Wuxian. Based on the prompt by voulezvulcan: "Classic bet!trope college au wangxian fic in which everyone knows Uncle Lan forbids beloved-by-all Xichen from dating until his younger brother, beautiful-but-intimidating Lan Wangji dates too but look, Meng Yao is desperate for a date so ya guessed it: he orchestrates a scheme daring resident disaster bi Wei Wuxian to seduce Lan Zhan."

In order to kill the Demon of Yiling, assassin Lan Wangji pretends to be courtesan. Falling in love with Wei Wuxian is an unfortunate complication. (Or: the courtesan-but-actually-assassin!LWJ fic)

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji struggle with their supposedly mutual decision to part ways after Guanyin Temple. As it turns out, neither of them particularly enjoys living alone. If Lan Wangji were to write a history of his life, the past decade and a half could be summarized in a single sentence: The time when Wei Ying was gone.

Jiang Cheng gathers up his determination in both hands and goes to the Cloud Recesses to embark on one of the most difficult endeavors he can imagine: Repairing his relationship with his brother. To his surprise, he discovers he's become an uncle again... several times over. Wei Wuxian, what the fuck?!

Jiang Cheng sucks in a sharp breath. “What year do you think it is, Wei Wuxian?” “2001,” Wei Wuxian says, and then cracks up when Jiang Cheng’s eyes widen in alarm. “Calm down, I’m just kidding. I know it’s 2014.” Jiang Cheng stares at him. Wei Wuxian is quiet for a beat. “I presume from your reaction that it is not actually 2014.” “No,” Jiang Cheng says softly. “No, it’s not.” (Or, the one where Wei Wuxian loses his memories, and tries to figure out why he isn't dating Lan Wangji yet.)

local bookstores instead of amazon

San Lang’s fingers ghost down the nape of his neck, reverent and hesitant, leaving a tingling trail that keeps on burning. In slow, long, purposeful strokes, he writes a story of adoration on the canvas of Xie Lian’s skin. His hands slow down when he brushes against the bandages wrapped around Xie Lian’s neck. Xie Lian stiffens involuntarily; then those hands come to rest on his shoulders, grounding and comforting. What would it feel like if San Lang were to venture lower, down his back and sides, what if he untied the worn-out silk and let his fingers trace the line of the shackle hidden beneath it, what if— Xie Lian takes a deep breath and thinks of the Ethics Sutra. *** Life goes on as Xie Lian settles in Ghost City. For the first time in centuries, he's content. For the first time in centuries, the future is hopeful. (Then why is he feeling so empty?)

Is there such a thing as a third chance in Hollywood? Xie Lian has never expected one, not after the career-ending mistakes he’s made. He’s burnt bridges with nearly all of his former friends in the industry. He’s single-handedly ruined a movie. He’s lost everything. The most he can hope for is that his infamy will fade quickly to obscurity. Instead, he’s been handed the leading role in Director Jun Wu’s newest film. He expects the worst of it; the increased scrutiny, difficult encounters with former friends, coming face to face with the ghosts of his past. What he doesn’t expect is to meet the one true fan he has left in Los Angeles.

It’s not really about the food. Being able to share it in the same space is its own kind of magic.

From a young age, Wei Wuxian has told himself and anyone who will listen that he’s never getting married. Then he gets off on the wrong foot with the cold, aloof, wealthy, irritatingly pretty Hanguang-jun. After that, Wei Wuxian tells himself he’s definitely never getting married. (A Pride & Prejudice-inspired AU.)

Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman. He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door. In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before" ---- China: we love kung fu and we love pandas America: *makes a film about a panda who learns kung fu* China: WHAT THE FUCK

Wei Wuxian knows that Lan Zhan is the same Lan Zhan as before, but also so, so different. This Lan Zhan is soft for him. This Lan Zhan has a set jaw and a steely look in his eye, ready to fight anyone who gets in Wei Wuxian's way. This Lan Zhan puts up no fronts - it almost hurts to look at him, he's so open. Wei Wuxian looks at this Lan Zhan, and he wonders. (i.e., Wei Wuxian tries real hard to use his two brain cells to figure out if Lan Zhan likes-him, likes-him or not.)

He’s seen people like him before. He’s watched them all: lost souls still tethered to the world, searching for something that had been denied them in life and they now seek in death. They wander the earth day after day, year after year, century upon century, until they can no longer remember the reason they linger. And then they come here, to this little shop of his stuck between life and death, and he ushers them back into the cycle of reincarnation. (or: Wei Wuxian works at a tea shop in the afterlife.)

"Yeah, but is this how we’ll sell the relationship? Shouldn’t we do — I don’t know. Cute things? Like… leaving each other… pink… heart shaped notes? I see other omegas doing that.” “Do you see me dating other omegas?” “Well, you’re not dating me, either.” Wei Wuxian says the word ‘dating’ as quietly as possible. “I mean, not for real — so —” He gestures wildly with his hands. “Maybe we should do more — normal couple things. To sell it.” “No.” He finally looks up; “We’re not selling a product. We��re not selling anything. There’s different relationships. Ours is going to be — friendly hostile. ” Or, the one where Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian pretend to be boyfriends for Jiang Yanli's wedding, to get back at Wei Wuxian's ex, Jiang Cheng. Oh, and there's also a curse.

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Nobody seemed to believe that they’re married, so they just went with the flow. For years.

In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshao are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.

Shen Yuan is supposed to be an OC villain in a superhero fanfiction of Proud Immortal Demon Way. And he is, technically.

“I once heard a rumour that this is how Lan An and his cultivation partner did it,” Ma Qiao piped up. “Which, I mean, if anyone could…” “The Lans are far too boring and repressed for something like this,” Wei Wuxian said, with the authority of one who had been resoundingly ignored by a Lan for the past month. “Can you imagine Lan Wangji dual cultivating?” Everyone knows that dual cultivation is a myth that only works in porn. Wei Wuxian discovers differently.

What if Wei Wuxian hadn't pissed all his days away? (Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji fall in love from the word go) Now with added SVSS! Current chapter: Shang Qinghua visits Lotus Pier and Wei Wuxian makes a... friend?

Of all the characters in The Untamed, I relate to Wei Wuxian the most, because I, too, could not remember who the fuck Su She was when he showed up in episode 44. The funniest thing is he probably has more dialogue than Lan Wangji. #lmao #yes same #i was like who da fook are you???? #and then rewatching it and seeing him in the early eps like #YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME???

After being killed in a traffic accident, Duo wakes up in a medieval fantasy novel - except he's woken up as one of the novel's minor villains who was supposed to have died in a main character's backstory. Intent on righting the wrongs of his novel counterpart, Duo sets out to change his fate and just maybe improve the relationship between himself and his estranged husband, Duke Heero Yuy. (Duo is isekai'd into the body of a novel's villainess character and runs with it.)

“Boss, wait –” Hei Lao-ge, the post on Zhao Yunlan's Weibo reads, thankfully still sitting in his drafts, slide into my DMs if you’re watching. Zhao Yunlan lowers his phone. “Seriously?” “Before you delete it,” Da Qing says, not even looking remotely sorry, “I’m just trying to help you.” “Help me,” Zhao Yunlan echoes in disbelief. “With what, exactly?” “Scoring your internet crush!”

As Wei Ying rings the doorbell, his heart is in his throat. He can’t remember another time in recent history when he felt this nervous. He’s often accused of being shameless and rarely minds it, but even he thinks that begging at your ex-boyfriend’s door is pretty close to the top of the list of shameless things.

Shen Yuan’s careful preparations to fake his own demise are rudely interrupted by actual death, and that should be the end of his story. But in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way, nothing is ever quite that simple. Or: Shen Qingqiu dies while Luo Binghe is in the Abyss, and all his hard work goes to waste when the half-demon follows his original’s cold-hearted career path to the throne. However, fate (and the System) are not finished with the Demon Lord yet. And what better to throw at him than traitors, unknown diseases, and odd, suspicious civilians who know more than they should?

In which Lan Zhan can turn into a bunny and Wei Ying is the fool who loves him.

Shen Yuan gets de-aged. Unfortunately for everyone, unlike in Luo Binghe's case, his mind gets de-aged too.