International Talk Like A Pirate Day: How To
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librarian.net: Anti-Patriot Act signs for your library
The Morning News: Trailers for Everyday Life
"When everything you believe in. Is fading away."
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Possible Follow-up Songs for One-Hit Wonders
"Whoomp! There It Continues to Be"
3hive: The Poem Adept / The Booty Don't Stop
"Davy's brother Jason and his band The Poem Adept cover the All-Starz with a surprisingly earnest coffee house version of 'The Booty Don't Stop.'"
Spiderman Comics Re-dialogued
"Brilliant, Mary Jane! I intend to pay you for your idea... in RAPE DOLLARS!"
"The Big Lebowski" Random Quote Generator
How to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head," in various languages.
"The Web's #1 Axe In My Head Page."
Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004
"If George W. Bush were to die during his second term (say, by being eaten by Zombie Reagan)..."
PeopleFallingOver.com - All the news that's fit to trip.
The only website about people falling over, by people falling over.
Pork Tornado: 10 worst album covers of all time
Professor Frank J. Gorman explains the origin of fire, why turtles bounce, and more.
"Welcome students ... I trust you will keep this site's name and purpose confidential."
5ives: Five terrible alternative names for the band “The Decemberists”
"Avast Ye Thar, English Majors!"
What Not to do During "Return of the King"
"Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: 'That's what I'm Tolkien about!'"
Sidetalkin' Nokia N-Gage Style!
"135% NOKIA-STYLE SIDETALKIN' FROM 2006 TO INFINITY!!"
The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey
Jon Stewart's Commencement Address at William and Mary