Topher Payne: The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries
Read ‘The Giving Tree’ as usual. When the boy comes hustling for a house, switch to this.
A.V. Club: What Will Be the Next Abstinence Vampire?
The ones in the comments are better than the ones in the article. Laughed until I cr*ed y'all!
Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog: I CAN HATH CHEEZBURGER?
"PLZ BE RESPECTING FEUDALIZM"