Thread by @JuliusGoat: "Me: *throws you down a pit* / You: my leg's broken / Me: I'm sure you have proof. I'll wait."
Me: *throws you down a pit*
You: my leg's broken
Me: I'm sure you have proof. I'll wait
You: YOU THREW ME DOWN A PIT
Me: so sick of people always bringing up pits
You: YOU THREW ME DOWN ONE
Me: wow victim card much
You: A PIT
Me: that talk's exactly why you got thrown down a pit