"Dolphins can swim and sleep at the same time." Refresh until you die. Looking through these, though, I recommend a grain of salt with each serving. These are the Snapple caps of the internet.

Cute video, good message.

It's all right to hate sports and food, but music a whole different animal. Probably a wolf, these days.

"...she would whisper 'Yeah, ...Stylish' in her best Issac Hayes impersonation; or scream wildly at the television 'AWESOME, ASSHOLE!!'"

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

"In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to nerds."

"'I just want to conquer people and their souls.'"

The only website about people falling over, by people falling over.