An iOS shortcut. Water Eject is a simple, yet powerful Siri Shortcut built for iOS and designed to protect your premium Apple devices after being in accidental contact with water by generating an ultra low 165Hz frequency sound wave that propels moisture out from the speaker cavity system.

This is a great list. There are plenty of weather numbers. There is even Dial a Buoy. Toronto Public Library has Dial-a-Story. What else is out there? This is not for pranking people.

I knew not to look at my phone first thing long before Patricia Lockwood confirmed that it was a bad idea, but for whatever reason, I think about what she said every time I wake up and stretch my claws towards the bedside table where my hateful phone sits festering and waiting to tell me the news.

It is impossible to type these words without seeming sarcastic, but if you can lighten the oppressive burden of human existence by not having the kind of cell phone that will make people think less of you, why wouldn’t you do that?

According to an AT&T Customer Service representative, a widespread outage was reported Wednesday morning. Customers tell Hawaii News Now they are unable to make or receive phone calls. Some customers may also be experiencing problems with data service and text messages. The company is working to resolve the issue as soon as possible. AT&T does not know when service will be restored.

On ‘mediated experiences’ and the ways that different types and generations of people experience them.

‘Hence, fanboy: a derogatory term that means someone who is blindly and irrationally devoted to a product that I believe is inferior to what I bought when faced with a similar choice, and whose opinions and arguments can therefore be completely disregarded.’

How mobile phone usage differs geographically, and how the difference is lessening.