Park Life Store: Wooden LED Clock
No one should ever spend $180 on a clock, but goddamn I want this thing.
UNIQLOCK
"Music. Dance. Clock."
ThinkGeek: SnūzNLūz, the Wifi Donation Alarm Clock
"Connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze!" Sleep in, donate $20 to, say, the GOP. This is an evil machine.