Esquire: Chuck Klosterman: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century
"Animals are banned from the moon. House cats now kill more people than heart disease."
Chuck Klosterman: Real Genius
On Advancement Theory: it's not bad; you just don't get it. "The most Advanced figure of all time is Lou Reed [who in] 1986 released the song 'The Original Wrapper,' in which he raps about AIDS, Louis Farrakhan, and waffles."