Ends with Paul’s and Mo’s vows, which are great: “I will not hide anything from you except surprises. I promise to let you make fun of me. I promise to meet you at the emergency room with a book and a sweater. I promise to always see and treat you as an equal.”

This is one of the best things.

“Sometimes I just NEED things because I LIKE them. And I LIKE the color of these PLATES.”

‘Get ready for these great upcoming new shows on your favorite cable TV channels in 2011!’ ‘Face Punch Beach House’

Dustin Glick with a visual explanation: a hipster is just someone who dresses more obnoxiously than you.

A cute illustration.

"14. Fourteen"

"I had this vision of the future — a ruined empire, run by number crunchers, squalid and stupid and puffed up with phony patriotism, settling for a long slow decline."

Playful and ironic photos and little installations.

"I wanted to high-five someone, but no one else was awake."

The ones in the comments are better than the ones in the article. Laughed until I cr*ed y'all!

Cute and well-done.

One of the best episodes ever.

What to do. Illustrations by Gorey.

A very focused blog that ruined/made my evening.

"My wifesd*porcupine hot pix for u."

"'I thought I'd host an end of the world party, but the media might take it seriously.' —Stephen Hawking, reassuring that world was not due to end with the launch of the Large Hadron Collider."

God these are good.

Jim Carrey as a genius, the "representative jester of our time." "Carrey’s dream sequence of movies is a prophecy, a warning that this clanking ego-apparatus in which each of us walks around, this fissured, monumental self, half Job and half Bertie Wooster, cannot be sustained. Out of his own seemingly bottomless disquiet, Carrey writhes and reaches into the bottomless disquiet of his audience."

"We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. "

A design studio. Keep refreshing the homepage.

The lost art of laser-informed portraiture. Plenty to like here. Especially the guy with the ladder.

"Gallows humor is a type of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations such as wartime events, hostilities, mass murder; often in circumstances where death is perceived as impending and unavoidable. It is similar to black comedy but differs in that it is made by the person affected."

"Animals are banned from the moon. House cats now kill more people than heart disease."

"Two Knuckles Deep in My Mathhole: Slowly Reaching Calculus”

"What you see when you die." (Yeah, so I had a list of YTMNDs on my computer and I decided to put them all in Delicious, but every single one except this one was Captain Jean-Luc Picard singing about cake and drunken ping-pong with Ronald McDonald.)

In which album covers become an extension of reality, and vice versa.

"Dolphins can swim and sleep at the same time." Refresh until you die. Looking through these, though, I recommend a grain of salt with each serving. These are the Snapple caps of the internet.

"It's not your job to right a wrong / Just mark it FAIL and move along." With cute illustrations.

"Barack Obama held onto your Nintendo collection while you were in France."