"It’s not X because it’s Y, it’s X because it looks like it’s X because it’s Y."

Cute video, good message.

"This is the best invention of all and I can’t even hardly believe someone has finally taken the time to invent this. You’ve probably seen this at any local pizzeria located within an audioanimatronic aviary."

"As much as that sounds like a euphemism, it isn’t." What happens when you order pubic lice from LoveBugz, "The FanSite of the Lousing Lifestyle."

It's all right to hate sports and food, but music a whole different animal. Probably a wolf, these days.

Badges for when discussion goes foul.

"Now, it's very uncool to fall out in someone else's pad."

Of all the Garfield mods, I think this is the best.

Like The Bejar Family Circus without The Family Circus.

Just like it says. "If you don't believe in recompense, who will fix the fence for you?"

"This track is like being raised on velvet pillows and then, on your 18th birthday, having a crazy albino mannequin begin to rub sandpaper on your face."

"We're so in love it's like a Flaming Lips show in my heart every day."

"Hi Joe! Hi Jane!"

"The recent launch of the MacBook Air has made me think a lot about my perfect computer, which the Air is not." Musings on the perfect machine.

Not just good.

One guy's attempt to influence the policy decisions regarding global warming. An introductory video and dozens of supporting videos designed to anticipate every counterargument and criticism.

"I always find it important to taste milk using high-quality stemware -- this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler."

"I simply can’t describe the feeling of listening to forty-five minutes of nature-inspired ambient music when you know what is coming in the final thirty seconds."

Punchbot.

Funny collection of pictures of people surprised or amazed or terrified. Forum pictures, you know.

"A Museum of Speculative Fiction-Inspired Spaceships." How big is the Death Star compared to Halo, or Marvin the Paranoid Android to Return of Jedi's Rancor?

"In the late 19th century you cut her name into the cornfields, hoping someone would invent the airplane."

"Bunnygrunt are an American indie pop band from St. Louis, Missouri." From the depths of sophomore year's word-association compendium comes this band.

"experiments with hand lettering...a ongoing series based on spam subject lines in my mailbox" Excellent.

Stylus is shutting down, unfortunately. Here's their own excellent guide to the best of the site. Great weekend reading.

"Confused by some of the references and slang in The Office? You may well be if you're a Yank." Ricky Gervais explains some twenty-odd slang terms on video.

"An artist is Advanced when they do something that is neither expected of them nor the opposite of what is expected of them." Tongue-in-cheek, but the article lives on. Note the notes on Val Kilmer and C-Murder.

On Advancement Theory: it's not bad; you just don't get it. "The most Advanced figure of all time is Lou Reed [who in] 1986 released the song 'The Original Wrapper,' in which he raps about AIDS, Louis Farrakhan, and waffles."

"Your guide to understanding Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, and other highly Advanced musicians." If a genius does something you don't understand, it's probably even more genius.