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Recaptioned children's book. "Hats will conceal budding pineal attenae."

"Condensed and abridged to keep the substance, the style and the quotes, but ditching all that irritating verbiage."

"Fittingly, the asteroid carried the provisional designation 2001 DA42, thus commemorating the year of his untimely death, containing his initials, and incorporating the famous answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything."

"If I or one of the other members of your flight crew walks the length of the plane without pants, please remain calm and seated. That's just a little game we play."

"The following is a lengthy list of deviations to be found when comparing the text of The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien and the translation of those texts to film as undertaken by Peter Jackson, et.al."

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it is insane."

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"The Art of War was written 2,500 years ago."

"Between them the Remainders have published over 150 titles, sold over 200 million books, and have been translated into over 25 languages, but for one week a year they are rock stars."

"Pictures taken with clouds for film and the curve of the sky as a lens."

"When everything you believe in. Is fading away."

"Some part of me needs to be / Taken out behind the barn and shot / By some other part of me."

"1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted."

"Get rid of that not-so-fresh 'the Web has corroded to nothing more than a marketplace' feeling!"

"Why? The simple answer is because there is no earthly reason to capitalize any of these words."

A serial novel about zombies in NYC.

"Whoomp! There It Continues to Be"

"Welcome students ... I trust you will keep this site's name and purpose confidential."

A beautiful poem by George Edgar Montgomery

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