Orange Crate Art: MSNBC, sheesh
A reporter, this afternoon: “They’ve already casted ballots....”
Block that analogy
“It is like an SAT question: North Carolina is to Democrats as Lucy is to Charlie Brown’s football. But is a strategy by the Harris campaign going to change all of that?”
MSNBC, sheesh
“He can also pretty regularly say things that drive a wedge between he and their support.”
MSNBC, sheesh
“... trying to put some distance between he and her ...”
Awkward metaphor of the day
“Nikki Haley has tried to straddle it, and all she’s gotten is strained muscles”: Claire McCaskill on MSNBC.
MSNBC, sheesh
“As Ryan enunciated . . . .”
ATTN: MSNBC
If I want to see moneyed persons exiting planes and stepping into big black vehicles, I can watch Succession. At least Succession shows what’s happening in the planes and cars.
“In real time”
An inane phrase.
MSNBC, sheesh
“The president said that him and his team are fully cooperating.”
MSNBC, sheesh
A few minutes ago the chyron announced “humanity’s return to the moon.” Who else would be in a position to go back?
MSNBC, sheesh
A reporter, on the ground (as they say) in Wisconsin: “Her and her husband voted for,” &c.
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MSNBC royal hierarchy: Guess who’s in London?
MSNBC royal hierarchy
I’d be willing to bet a nickel — no, make that a whole quarter — that it’ll be Andrea Mitchell who’s there for the funeral of Queen Elizabeth.
Sheesh
An MSNBC host: “a massive cachet of classified documents.”
MSNBC, sheesh
“Fulsome.”
Block that metaphor
“He might pull the rug out from under Kevin McCarthy no matter how many times he tries to go back to the well.”
Block that metaphor
“Here he is, now at the precipice of introducing a new era.”
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A confusing chyron.
“Commensurate”?
If there’s a more pompous way to say it, Brian Williams will find it.
Wha?
On The 11th Hour, Brian Williams just characterized Republican distancing from Donald Trump* as a Great Migration and “a family trip to Africa.”
Jeez
“His business card is seven inches long”: Brian Williams, introducing a guest on The Eleventh Hour just now.
Chris Matthews and women
In the aftermath of Chris Matthews’s absurd interview of Elizabeth Warren, Laura Bassett, journalist, writes about her encounter with Matthews. Why is this guy still working at MSNBC? Oh, wait — he’s not.
Matthews and Warren
Elizabeth Warren explains the ridiculously obvious to the dullest knife in the MSNBC drawer. Chris Matthews needs to take his eructations, figurative and literal, into a comfortable retirement.
MSNBC, sheesh
“Mueller subpoena’s unknown corporation owned by unknown county.”
As if
“Is there a secret whiteboard timeline in the Mueller office?” As if anyone talking on television would have the answer to that question.