Domestic comedy
About proprioception.
Domestic comedy
“Matt Gaetz is going to be the attorney general!” Reality trumps satire.
Domestic comedy
“His /ant/ or /ahnt/ was there — I’m not sure which.”
Domestic comedy
“What does this guy have his high beam on?”
Domestic comedy
“I realize that’s a shallow thing to say, but I think it’s a valid shallow thing to say.”
Allay!
“I’m gonna allay! I’ll allay!”
Domestic comedy
“If we had a dog, and if we put our mailbox down by the front step, then the dog could get the mail for us.”
Domestic comedy
“I have no desire to sleep with Marcus Aurelius.” “And he has no desire to sleep with you. Or if he does, he’s praying to get rid of it.”
Domestic comedy
Upon returning from a partial — partial indeed — eclipse.
Domestic comedy
“God, it’s like being stuck in a room with a bad version of me.”
Domestic comedy
“Think of all the money we’ve saved on dry cleaning.”
Domestic comedy
“Too bad we don’t have the Container Store.”
Domestic comedy
“It’s a good restaurant. It has these things called ‘eggs’?”
Domestic comedy
“Is it raining on the phone, or outside?”
Domestic comedy
“Don’t these people have staffs? Or staves?”
The Republic of Laundry
“I’ve become a model citizen in the Republic of Laundry.”
The mind-body problem
“Is it blowing on us and our feet?”
Unchained medley
“You wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
Domestic comedy
“No, chasm rice.”
Domestic comedy
“Don’t you mean ‘vandelayzed’?”
Domestic comedy
“Unfortunately, this guy is a total bore.”
Domestic comedy
No TV.
Domestic comedy
“Pasta aglio e olio is my signature dish. Pasta with tuna and lemon is my initials dish.”
Domestic comedy
“Michael, we watched Gaslight just a few months ago.”
Domestic comedy
“Do you think the Pillsbury Doughboy gets all his clothes at Men’s Wearhouse?”
Domestic comedy
“It’s a good book. Its pages are good. It feels good to read it.” “Good.”
Domestic comedy
Shatner front and center.
Domestic comedy
“That house was already mid-century modern; then they renovated it to make it look even more mid-century modern. I guess now it’s mid-century postmodern.”
Domestic comedy
“He’s too old to buckle or swash.”
Domestic comedy
“Everything Roz Chast says is true!”