A Christmas Eve joke in traditional manner
What did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A joke in the traditional manner
A dad joke. Why was the car going so slowly?
A font for jokes
From Hacks: “I put the jokes in Comic Sans so you know they’re supposed to be funny.”
A joke in a non-traditional manner
“Knock, knock, who’s there?” And I was at a loss for words.
A joke in a neo-traditional manner
Why does “dinosaur” start with “d”?
A joke in the traditional manner
What did the one snowman say to the other?
A joke in the traditional manner
How do birds communicate with distant family and friends?
A joke in the traditional manner
What do ducks like to eat?
A joke in the traditional manner
What kind of pasta do swimmers like?
A joke in the traditional manner
What do cows like to watch on TV?
A joke in the traditional manner
What do dogs always insist on when they buy a car?
A joke in the traditional manner
On what would have been my dad’s ninety-fourth birthday, I continue in the traditional manner.
“Where’s the ‘T’?”
The dad joke in today’s Dustin is a worthy one.
A joke in the traditional manner
Did you hear about the new insect hybrid?
A joke in the traditional manner
Why are supervillains good at staying warm in the winter?
A joke in the traditional manner
What’s the worst thing about owning nine houses?
A joke in the traditional manner
Why sharpen your pencil to write a Dad joke?
A Post-it dad joke
A dad joke on a Post-it Note, by Doug Savage, creator of Savage Chickens.
A joke in the traditional manner
How do ghosts hide their wrinkles?
A joke in the traditional manner
Did you hear about the shape-shifting car?
A joke in the traditional manner
What’s the name of the Illinois town where dentists want to live?
A joke in the traditional manner
Of all the songs in the Great American Songbook, which is the favorite of pirates?
Old barber, old joke
“I eat thin spaghetti, so I don’t get fat”: Anthony Mancinelli, 107, is the world’s oldest barber.
A joke in the traditional manner
Why is the Fonz so cool?
Elevator trouble in academia
Not every social misfire or misjudgment should lead to sanctions.
A joke in the traditional manner
Where does Paul Drake keep his hot tips?
A joke in the traditional manner
What is the favorite snack of demolition crews?
From Jack Benny
“I’ll tell you what kind of life insurance I got: when I go, they go!”
A joke in the traditional manner
Where do amoebas golf?
A joke in the traditional manner
What was the shepherd doing in the garden?