Doones
The Nabisco man hands us Lorna Doones.
Wild strawberries
I think I have finally figured out what interests the deer who visit the back of our backyard: Fragaria vesca, or wild strawberries. They’re why the deer appear so choosy as they browse the ground.
Who cans?
“Someday we’re going to ask a younger person where the canning supplies are and they’ll have no idea what we’re talking about.”
Mad breakfast skillz
The things we humans can do!
Dream jobs
Short-order cook, soda jerk, stationer, traffic cop.
Fortune cookie
Failed prophecy
Roger Ebert, "Nil by mouth"
Roger Ebert on being unable to eat, drink, speak
The parsnip
“Hail to thee, blithe parsnip!”
Brain food!
Cracker Jack in the shape of a brain