Crazy weather
“Grab them shades on the way out the door. Precip cast? Fuggedaboudit! I mean, we still need a tall drink of water. I just ain’t happening tonight nor tomorrow.”
Weather drama
“... 36° under the cover of darkness tonight ...”
Code Red
A downstate-Illinois meteorologist is off the air after criticizing the Sinclair Broadcasting Group’s melodramatic “Code Red Day” weather alerts.
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Stornography, now appearing in a cartoon.
Stornography
The commodification of horrific weather into televised spectacle.
Proprietary time
When did television weather forecasters begin speaking of time as personal property?
Orange Crate Art: Local weather
“. . . right up to a hundred ninety-eight by five p.m.”
Winter weather wisdom
CNN tells us to wear a hat.
Local weather
From the local newscast: “Nothing but sunshine . . . for the next few minutes. The sun is setting.”
Local weather
To borrow from Tip O’Neill: all weather is local.
The weatherman's reply to the shepherd
Spoof of Ralegh's poem