me and björk were a problem in downtown reykjavik last nite omgggg 🤦🏼‍♀️

(Bjork at McDonalds) I have McGreedle…

If you want help or advice from someone who gets a lot of requests. Don’t ask for a call. Don’t send a long email. 3 lines of email: Who you are? What you want? How best for the person to respond/help? Simple. Way higher conversion than a call request.— Harry Stebbings (@HarryStebbings) July 17, 2022

what sorts of important things do you shoot as a second unit director on a film like THE BLACK PHONE, you ask? (sound on) https://t.co/RLvDM5n1OB

Oh Naur https://t.co/7vrkD7Dm81

Padmé Amidala’s crotch withstands 14,432 newtons of force (2002) https://t.co/5forem3SpC

every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

@HeroicViewer all her shit was on the curb. the roaches were already showcasing the house to new tenants. a tornado was on its way. Ezra Miller was in town. her Nintendo DS (camera) was on 15%. Millie HAD ONE CHANCE https://t.co/xhhAQ3zo8K

"And who the hell are they?" MY FUCKING STOMACHSJFJDJSJS https://t.co/W9Yekii1b2

GOD: So there's just one rule... EVE: https://t.co/OrzEqj0mfh

Crying they locked her in the Fortnite item shop https://t.co/9h4JhCRYln

“Quick tip for my graphic designers, In PS, vertical duplicated texts. Combine, Motion blur 0 Angle, 2000 Pixels. Liquify a bit then combine your BLK BG & Liquify layer. Filter gallery, Plastic wrap (13,15,15) Camera raw filter, 100 Texture/Clarity, 20 Dehaze Metal Texture.”

Thank you for everyone who tuned in so far! I also want to share that my first debut graphic memoir is coming out in March and is open for preorders—also drawn 100% in Procreate :-) https://t.co/UsmAM0pqRu https://t.co/S42Zf7bEWn

“99% of books should be blog posts. 99% of blog posts should be tweets. 99% of tweets should never be written. (Multiple layers to this tweet, literally).”

I be merging my friend groups for a plan based on like oh they’re both white ?? Yah they’ll get along

American food, everything from bread to sauces, is full of sugar and various crappy oils. Wean yourself off agribusiness slop, then go and eat your average hamburger bun. It'll taste sweet to you. Americans are so used to all the corn syrup, they don't taste it anymore. https://t.co/paRnoOeLJR

Contrarian opinion: the recession we're having now (or heading into) is caused primarily by covid, and not by monetary policy or inflation or anything like that.— Yishan (@yishan) July 14, 2022

the group of guys guarding the subway entrance just threw an empty water bottle at my head but they missed ☝️😂☝️

niggas said im more important than biden https://t.co/AtL39O6Gym

just spent all morning writing a cover letter for a job posting that was taken down within the past 24hrs

“It's uniquely painful (and motivating) to show an early version of a product to customers — things are clearly unfinished, and people have high expectations. Bad combo. But it still seems better to ship early + learn, than to wait until things are "ready."”

“9⃣8⃣8⃣ is the new dialing code for mental health emergencies in the US. What everyone needs to know about 988 👇🏽 (RT to literally save a life)”

...and here is my pregnant wife thinking she is sneaking up on me 😂😂😂 https://t.co/fLjGoRLItD

If I text you “👂☝️” it means you’re telling me now for the first time.✋😔🤚 She led an amazing life. What else can you say. She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not. She was an amazing woman, who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that.

“Capitalism at work: twitter would be better off without Musk, but the twitter board has to pursue this owner.”

*dances on rooftop with joy* https://t.co/d1AeWRMEAG

Hi astronomer here 👋 Those are actually just dots 👍 https://t.co/IzNmbFBI0G

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Maybe if you had a fucking pepper plant you were passionate about you would know what it takes to run a fucking pepper plant but you don't https://t.co/uf73HZzlxa

someone please take me to see lea michelle in funny girl