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Spending 39 minutes in cvs deciding between popcorn or duct tape

Why is this just the battle scene from breaking dawn https://t.co/q91R92eumT

he’s morphing into someone familiar https://t.co/u05j41Outk

taylor swift and matty healy are phoebe bridgers and bo burnham for people whose robert pattinson and fka twigs is zendaya and tom holland

This is too much. He just turned six. It was his birthday. And now he is an orphan. He doesn’t even have his little brother anymore. My God. https://t.co/u4qCaS7QOJ

“Thanos Wants You to Forget About ‘The Snap.’ The infinity stones are gone. So is half the population. But as the former supervillian comes to grips with what he's left behind, he's adopted a new persona: devoted father and philanthropist.” - @ischafer https://t.co/47Iq3589i8

When the Photo Booth at the wedding has a box of fun props https://t.co/niUYVAzwCU

They look like the front of a party city costume pack https://t.co/UKjrWXDy1d

seen three dead birds over the past two days .. stay alert everyone

what the hell is going on in that factory https://t.co/nctRN5SN7Y

Anyways here’s proof that you can use bioluminescence/moonlight to actually make your characters visible and add depth https://t.co/RbrOQOxbCw https://t.co/JxIvAPzjB5

Am I the only person that thought that NYT Elizabeth Holmes piece is a masterpiece? It doesn’t quite say that she’s a lovely sweet person - it says she was very good at playing the CEO character and now she’s very good at playing the ‘lovely sweet person’ character.

“Serif” For future cut + sew projects Closer to the summer https://t.co/g1rwXEVzpZ

Japanese Microsoft Xbox Live Magazine Ad (2002) https://t.co/yTnWrja4Qw

You know that all consuming love you feel when all you want is to be with that person and you don’t know what to do with yourself when you’re not around them? That’s not love, that’s attachment. Know what it feels like and get that shit out of the way before you turn 30.

Just a reminder that Japan has: * mentally ill people * Video games * Porn * Only 1.5% of the population being Xtian * Trans people * Violent movies * A population of 125.7 million * 2 people killed by guns all of last year * 0 Mass shootings It's the guns, stupid 1/n

The Shiv Roy 4D chess process every season https://t.co/vr9XEqWwOy

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one of my favorite little filmmaking moments in succession was when shiv went to kendall’s office after her town hall humiliation. the way the light reflected on the door made it look like she was opening a door to a free fall into the river, emphasizing further how she felt. https://t.co/NbvK1chD0d

V funny that there’s a whole genre of journalism that’s just “I met this extremely charismatic and persuasive conman and it turns out?? They’re great!”

Abbott cut funding for mental health services in Texas by $211 million. https://t.co/23Tqlxrftq

francesca scorsese thank you for your service https://t.co/daxgLUvHS1

Ok we all wanna bring back mammoths with cloning, but there are some weirdos I think we should also consider. PROCOPTODON: giant pug-faced kangaroo with forward-facing eyes. We think it walked instead of hopping. Early Australians met it & I want to feel what they felt https://t.co/a1pb7myo8K

I don't know how you can watch hundreds of people evacuating a mall with their hands up and convince yourself this is freedom. https://t.co/N8PTtppCRh https://t.co/CKrQNKX8Wa

this video lives in my mind rent-free https://t.co/a4wWPu2hPg

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Imagine how goddamn clueless and unserious of a reporter you have to be in 2023 —a decade after Elizabeth Holmes charmed her way into a $9B valuation for a fake magical box — to think: “You don’t know her like I do! 🥺” https://t.co/HYVXKcjOK5

The funnest thing is that the OG video is just a Japanese driver driving the slowest bus in existence but someone sped it up and added Cantonese cries for help on top of it,one of the best edits online of all time https://t.co/Y1uRBTWpRM

A breathtaking series of owns https://t.co/fg8PD6dUQS

We're gonna end with a society that's very comfortable looking at writers and artists as fools who picked a foolish career who deserve whatever pennies they get.