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the fact that you can hear sarah snook using all of her might to pronounce “range rover” with an american accent https://t.co/RqElUnR43M

having cameras to protect your home isnt bad, but being connected to a cloud service that shares your data with the police and that encourages you to share your watermarked footage of strangers IS bad

What is a verified account? It's an account that's been verified. Verified... as what? A verified account. But what is a verified account? It's an account that's been verified. Verified... as what? A verified account.... https://t.co/wn3osDxsOi

The seething racism in Tucker's text is obvious. The *chef's kiss* is this momentary realization of what nonstop bad-faith partisan warfare does to your brain. Remarkable to know he sent this then... just went back to work. Anyway, reason number 1,423,531 for Tangle… https://t.co/atDEUhTCxs

@SomaKazima “We’re not anywhere. Me and you are at home. HE is at the Met Gala.” That one took me out

@Kopizzle92 @nypost the guy died, so I’d say it’s pretty accurate

I don’t understand why he doesn’t understand how much this behaviour sabotages all his ideas about new revenue models https://t.co/7PDYs2GEaS

this week ten years ago, reese witherspoon and husband jim toth were arrested - toth for DUI and witherspoon for disorderly conduct: https://t.co/K4WeStFJv6

me to myself in the mirror after a breakdown https://t.co/XI53dxkzWm

I’ve never seen this before but this video of @taylorswift13 is worth watching https://t.co/DKxdl9pj2A

Jenna Ortega, Alexander Skarsgård, Teyana Taylor, Pusha T, Janelle Monáe, Daniel Ricciardo, Olivia Rodrigo, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Sora Choi photographed by Jason Schmidt for @ThomBrowne and the 2023 #MetGala https://t.co/eQVgcv68W9

DOJA IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS FOR THIS I’M CRYING😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/8CbpeRmAZo

😮‍💨🫶🏾 speak on it! https://t.co/UqIhr17YQr

Miss New York has this really funny TikTok series of heavens’ front desk receptionist and sometimes she breaks format and does sincere ones for people who have lost loved ones and they’re so touching https://t.co/MUOCBM6AnO

it’s cool that our aging population are completely armed and are desperate to live out a fantasy where they have to shoot and kill people to defend their property https://t.co/IR11SLmEhx

She was playing the long game because this ultimately did become camp when all was said and done. https://t.co/zA3PC9H2ht

the reason why beautiful young women & middle aged men have so many cultural interests in common is bc when men turn 40 they discover for the first time insights & ideas that women gained access to spontaneously on their 17th birthdays

“Bitey” reminded me of the fact that we all used to play Indian Burn as kids by wringing one another’s forearms which… wtf?? Why was it called that?? Do people still do this stuff?

i believe you https://t.co/75tOFTZx7P

Netflix has acquired Adam McKay’s AVERAGE HEIGHT, AVERAGE BUILD starring Robert Pattinson, Amy Adams, Danielle Deadwyler, Robert Downey Jr & Forest Whitaker. It follows a serial killer who gets into politics to change the laws to be more murder-friendly. https://t.co/fBb9QJozCb https://t.co/kvD5QRiHye

a perfect scene https://t.co/NRrg0nPhn5

@runasand 😬 https://t.co/AGXYSf2vbj

@MissGioBaby1 he really is one of those people who are only attractive in motion

Happy birthday to Dianna Agron https://t.co/vNvhJ4hIYT

What's interesting to me is that this specific flavor of rage looks like what you'll see on some of those tibetan Buddhist deities https://t.co/UoCeP7bSFd

microsoft: introducing our new search engine, Bing! everyone: it’s awful. we hate it microsoft: ok. what if we gave it a soul

they all talk with that specific cadence and it cool how just 40 years later it’s completely gone https://t.co/PCTBiLwfYu

they should let empty store fronts in philly be rented for like 100$ just to improve the vibe

The mantra "spend money on experiences, not things" is good in theory. Here are things you should spend money on: -othortics and shoes -dental care -therapy -sunscreen -a decent knife -air purifier -smart outlets and power strips -Airtags or Tile trackers -glass food containers

the timeline was crazy when they revealed this was actually kourtney kardashian https://t.co/NtfbBWYOdV