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the reason why beautiful young women & middle aged men have so many cultural interests in common is bc when men turn 40 they discover for the first time insights & ideas that women gained access to spontaneously on their 17th birthdays

“Bitey” reminded me of the fact that we all used to play Indian Burn as kids by wringing one another’s forearms which… wtf?? Why was it called that?? Do people still do this stuff?

i believe you https://t.co/75tOFTZx7P

Netflix has acquired Adam McKay’s AVERAGE HEIGHT, AVERAGE BUILD starring Robert Pattinson, Amy Adams, Danielle Deadwyler, Robert Downey Jr & Forest Whitaker. It follows a serial killer who gets into politics to change the laws to be more murder-friendly. https://t.co/fBb9QJozCb https://t.co/kvD5QRiHye

a perfect scene https://t.co/NRrg0nPhn5

@runasand 😬 https://t.co/AGXYSf2vbj

@MissGioBaby1 he really is one of those people who are only attractive in motion

Happy birthday to Dianna Agron https://t.co/vNvhJ4hIYT

What's interesting to me is that this specific flavor of rage looks like what you'll see on some of those tibetan Buddhist deities https://t.co/UoCeP7bSFd

microsoft: introducing our new search engine, Bing! everyone: it’s awful. we hate it microsoft: ok. what if we gave it a soul

they all talk with that specific cadence and it cool how just 40 years later it’s completely gone https://t.co/PCTBiLwfYu

they should let empty store fronts in philly be rented for like 100$ just to improve the vibe

The mantra "spend money on experiences, not things" is good in theory. Here are things you should spend money on: -othortics and shoes -dental care -therapy -sunscreen -a decent knife -air purifier -smart outlets and power strips -Airtags or Tile trackers -glass food containers

the timeline was crazy when they revealed this was actually kourtney kardashian https://t.co/NtfbBWYOdV

I wonder how many good books I missed out on because they looked like this https://t.co/MBRfcfCtm8

When people want to start posting online more (especially girls + on TikTok) they often default to sharing lifestyle content I recommend thinking outside of this if your intuition isn’t 100% set on it. Feeling the need to document your personal life on the daily (location,… https://t.co/3CQKIlWCLc

@isabelsweetie Silverbell has stoner vibes tho like he’s deep and a chiller

imagine getting fired from your job and then dressing up like youre going to work and going to a recreation of your work and pretending like you didnt just get fired

Bob Odenkirk joins the cast of ‘THE BEAR’ Season 2. https://t.co/GnkZ78gXuI

@modestproposal1 Google is like “this is project STARKILLER, it has 400 PhDs and 3 Turing award winners and it’s focused on testing adjusting royalty payments to YouTube creators by 0.01 cents per view”

I love Google so much. They embarked on a project called the Great Search Shift and ended up rounding the corners on some images and videos https://t.co/R5zOKnOVsL

Something inherently funny about the phrase "Disney regrets that it has come to this" https://t.co/usdFEkpNlj https://t.co/uqZCKc0ale

I still can’t get over each main character getting their own emotional support woman of color https://t.co/jIlcvbMM1d

WHAT THE CUNT https://t.co/bt2xhXlXrR

the netflix witcher s3 costume designers be like ''what if we buy clothes in H&M'' 🤪 https://t.co/RIN4vdb51t

I have to bring back this text from my mom every time mercury is in retrograde https://t.co/MhsH0rl8xV

This is a great graphic to show you all the exponential increase in book banning since 2020. https://t.co/Gbyg0UjrDJ

Tucker Carlson once did a segment on a friend of mine, a freelancer, characterizing a tweet about damage to some cars as incitement to violence. She lost two jobs and was harassed by conservatives for years. https://t.co/oDxLL5rMm2

The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death. https://t.co/ejUGYeVLvM

And I don't mean that they "elevated" horror or whatever. I just mean they're doing things on a pretty different wavelength than the few decades prior and I think that's neat.