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Young people are the new old people They go to bed early, wake up early, don’t party, go for walks and spend their leisure time reading books https://t.co/8hWoGXWxOY

my favorite is the internet where everyone is really mean to you https://t.co/vNME0WR2fo

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Reformation’s strategy of asking creators to recreate videos wearing their clothes is both sneaky and smart. The content is also almost guaranteed to perform since the original version was already proven on a different channel. The risk? People like me recognizing the video.

still thinking about how ryan gosling said in an interview that he decided to do barbie because it was "the best script he had ever read"

The Forbes 30 Under 30 have collectively raised $5.3B in funding. The Forbes 30 Under 30 have also been arrested for frauds and scams worth over $18.5B. Incredible track record. https://t.co/aJjCGbkstc

Well this is awkward, Oppenheimer just released their new poster too https://t.co/6zNrHhS9Ht

Could never hope to distill the breadth of his legacy in tweets, but here's some Sakamoto, since we're thinking of him today ⬇️ https://t.co/VF7jeR78WP

@_jfriday @katelynanne EYE’m focusing on the cultural frame in which availability of Ranch, a US condiment, constitutes normalcy. If you have textural/taste sensitivities, carry it in your bag: OP is talking about the absence of “any dressings” when they were offered ones they didn’t want/couldn’t eat.

watching succession is proof that you literally don't need to know what's going on to have a great time. is this how dogs feel

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is reportedly in talks to write and direct the next James Bond movie. (Source: https://t.co/B7b70aBiqw) https://t.co/k3l0VvcRm4

Academy Award winning composer Ryuichi Sakamoto has sadly passed away at the age of 71. https://t.co/SzFJaKOTzu

when you know you can sing and you can do anything with your voice… https://t.co/Fh4cjSOxsS

Maia Kealoha has been cast as Lilo in Disney’s live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ remake. (Source: https://t.co/Parr3OW9Tj) https://t.co/C5WBeu4qSl

Twitter’s algorithm specifically labels whether the Tweet author is Elon Musk “author_is_elon” besides the Democrat, Republican and “Power User” labels https://t.co/fhpBjdfifX https://t.co/93eTSJWdte https://t.co/orCPvfMTb9

@grocklein @sarafischer @WhiteHouse @Twitter @axios https://t.co/YyI8M8Z8Ys

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i just feel like this got lost in the indictment news and everyone really needs to see it https://t.co/zG8qxWNHc7

she said in my class you’ll learn how to cook AND SERVE https://t.co/IKhZPt6mML

Gwyneth Paltrow whispered “I wish you well” to Dr. Sanderson, the man who sued her over ski crash, as she left the courtroom with her $1 victory. https://t.co/4p176ec19d

historic front page of the new york times: https://t.co/EElt1DjLkM

they fucking got him https://t.co/x8RQp83i5x

Carrie Martin daily schedule: - pack up pull-out couch bed - morning cig with moesby - get twins out the door for school - masturbate in bath - vocal warm-ups - hair gel (~2 hours) - sound check in lounge - 7p show - 1 glass of chardonnay - 9p show - tuck in twins - RHONY ep https://t.co/TJD0WF2KL8

to get the full cat owner experience you should get one of each of these https://t.co/2vBolbm47X

this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait https://t.co/63jOFxRYBF

i understood what she was saying. her message was meant for a select few https://t.co/19nxvnrVFY

kinda crazy they would allow this to happen in DC https://t.co/vW8QCygpWU

Becky Ann Baker Loreen Horvath fancam https://t.co/mVK61DWnwb

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming https://t.co/LZJJvs6nqt