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Ezra Miller at press junkets for The Flash https://t.co/eUWG6Ueycq

the flash is so fucking funny like here's our crossover movie from three corporate shakeups ago starring a wanted criminal. and james gunn has to pretend like oh yes this is all part of the plan and we're happy to be releasing it for at least 9 more months

yooo can she say this 🤣😂🎯 https://t.co/iVePZTA4ND

Hitler: https://t.co/KnvDToju01

the 🇰🇪 is poking 🙏🏽 https://t.co/VTZ2gflxLv

(Meeting a friend’s baby) hey what’s up

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Vin Diesel says he relates to why J.R.R. Tolkien stopped writing ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS’: “It's so hard to continue mythologies. No one thinks about it in that context.” (Source: @Variety) https://t.co/0DXTscBMPQ

Objective: Get to bathroom without engaging Boyfriend’s roommates https://t.co/iui98msuif

and today i released my debut album https://t.co/rgclPTxn8j

trying out these looong tweetes +-------------------------------------+ | | | 𝘾𝙑𝙎/𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙮 | |… https://t.co/Xd2ZE1bvUq

@VickiBryanBondA @ZoeSchiffer @TaylorLorenz It was just coded so sloppily it's counting internal service loads (even if they don't actually show the tweet to a person, Twitter passes the tweet around its various services aka internal systems) as "views"

@joshm @adamstern_ @browsercompany @MicrosoftEdge watch out @satyanadella https://t.co/2vFVo5nsNm

if my whole thing was railing against the elite then maybe I wouldn’t show up somewhere dressed like a snow goose at the opera

hunger games ass government https://t.co/E5jmbwvzSb

Tucker Carlson: The US has "too many new people. It doesn't matter whether they're good people or bad people. They're strangers and there are too many of them." https://t.co/zTWfzgLSoj

My wife wanted to make love tonight. Had to take a rain check. I’m still so fuckin angry about the Chinese spy balloon. I’ve never known rage, or fear, like this.

Dancers from Harry Styles’ #GRAMMYs performance reveal they experienced a malfunction during the set. The turntable in the performance spun the opposite direction of what they had rehearsed, forcing them to perform their entire routine in reverse. https://t.co/wUeqUlun2N

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kind of a tough one that you can’t help noticing pervasive iPhone addiction is crippling public life and general human vitality but if you complain about it you sound like a banksy / Alec monopoly guy

Frankie Corio and Paul Mescal during a press day for ‘AFTERSUN’ https://t.co/hUOIJVLYJd

Dating an only child is rough for somebody who grew up with siblings. If we fight or argue with a sibling we still gotta sit in that room together and resolve shit that day. Only children don’t experience that till they’re older and run from any conflict cuz that’s the safe place

Ohh y’all niggas liked this 26.8k times??no new music just for this. 😘 https://t.co/Ia1c0hGWEV

This is so dramatic I’m crying it’s like she’s interviewing JFK about the Cuban missile crisis https://t.co/GFtfm9RcnC

A bit of exciting news. I'm joining Obsidian (@obsdmd) full-time as CEO! ✨

Muji’s design philosophy is funny and great https://t.co/wI8gmbeSGg

The way they all had a little laugh chile… ctfuuu https://t.co/ntNZh5S9CM

AD CONTEST WINNERS! This was wayyyy harder to decide than I originally planned lmao Congrats to @1rufffin for the grand prize, the ad just speaks for itself Also picked 3 honorable mentions for $160 each towards a custom piece: @AlexConstante @want2care @YoungHoagie 🫶 https://t.co/ou53diF0qg

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the way people casually talk about m. night being a bad director is so wild to me. even the way they discuss his "good" movies like THE SIXTH SENSE. as if mike flanagan and ari aster aren't pulling from the same well visually and esp. in regards to performance in their films.