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Just explained DJing to my mom and she was like, [incredulous] how many ppl are doing this?? & I was like 1000s in Bushwick alone.

CNN has just announced that if your hand is bigger than your face you are gay and have cancer

thread of celebrities i dont think would survive A Quiet Place https://t.co/66HMenELg3

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

Every Right Wing Show Host: We are going to have Kanye West on television to set the record straight about why this genius has been misunderstood Kanye West: I love Hitler

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

JAMIE LEE CURTIS?! https://t.co/sOiBOMZjK7

Bypass @OpenAI's ChatGPT alignment efforts with this one weird trick https://t.co/0CQxWUqveZ

Emmy immediately. https://t.co/FIA9UumnIO

@notgwendalupe she got that sharpay in her https://t.co/734aHwyeOq

no way katniss was that broke looking like Bella Hadid of district 12… i wouldve been flirting with the coal miners like heyyy

@nottydesignss No cause “for Pete’s sake” eats everytime. Who is Pete? Why is his sake so important. There’s lore and layers

something about LA is that you can be at a party and the hottest people you’ve ever seen will start talking about the times they’ve encountered ghosts and you’re just supposed to be like woah yeah i’ve heard that happens

idk who needs to hear this but this haircut is not gonna look good on you I know its tempting just dont do it https://t.co/JA42V2d6OH

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

this image is like if you typed “divorced” into an AI art generator https://t.co/Tz6BYb5wsD

Can I date somebody already so I can get the toxic relationship in me out the way and find an actually good partner

omg men just like us fr https://t.co/BzY8QjpbEc

And they do. In Q1 of last year, Tesla's entire profit came from selling half a billion dollars of carbon credits to other carmakers. Which hey, good for them, but in reality it means driving and owning a Tesla hasn't actually reduced global emissions at all. 6/

This is quite possibly the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they get married and sweetly retell this story at every gathering they have while looking into each other’s eyes and finishing each other’s sentences. I love football https://t.co/sn8gbMcy9Q

At the foundation of dysfunctional family dynamics is denial. Everyone must remain in denial to keep the relationships going. Waking up would mean we have to mourn the story of our family in favor of the truth.— Dr. Nicole LePera (@Theholisticpsyc) November 25, 2022

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Thanks to Siouxsie Sioux, Bob Fosse’s Rich Man’s Frug, Lisa Loring, Lene Lovich, Denis Lavant, and archival footage of goths dancing in clubs in the 80’s. Helped me out on this one. https://t.co/zlxlv1JUW4

we talk about Marvel’s irreparable damage to film, art, and whatnot, but we don’t mention how they’re the reason every studio is (wrongly) starting to think their opening logo needs to reference everything they’ve done or made in the past https://t.co/Yh83Z0p0A3

I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca https://t.co/T2jc4kWLhr

Would have preferred this ending to Tar https://t.co/safcOxlMSa

I found a "fuck marvel" community and thought it would be complaining about disney monopolies or the homogenization of media, the reality is much funnier https://t.co/bfsPoA6bap

they're like zendaya and tom holland for suicidal people https://t.co/iSY1KBu2ve

@bklynb4by https://t.co/prVornRUnL

local news interviewed the colorado shooter’s dad and this is what he said https://t.co/wUTAKM1tcd