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She is such a graceful human https://t.co/SqJ0gBGU54

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when u beat the hubris allegations🙏

if twitter dies we can sit outside a cafe all day like middle aged italian men

@elonmusk This is like if CNN had bragged about their ratings on 9/11

imagine all the fancams disappearing into thin air… that’s the modern burning of the library of alexandria fr

me talking about how the fucking the text man for texts tweet changed the trajectory of my life https://t.co/vo75v9GNH3 https://t.co/QR48RhDOBw

grimes in the server room rn https://t.co/k1psFmD66M

we gotta keep twitters heart pumping QUICK if ur on a date and the man opens the door but the woman pays the bill but her baby father only bought HIS kid mcdonald’s bc her plates were low vibrational and the baby is the grandma WHAT is your body count?! https://t.co/lo2UOXzY35

Us tomorrow when Twitter is still up and running https://t.co/z1vykWqzm2

to save twitter we have to put on a SHOW

Hundreds of Twitter employees have resigned ahead of the ‘extremely hardcore’ cultural reset of the company Elon Musk was scrambling to try and get top engineers to stay Remaining employees expect the platform to start breaking soon (via @alexeheath) https://t.co/W8pZTEqVUb

when the Swiftie Security and Support Act gets passed and i end up getting renaissance floor tickets for 19.99 https://t.co/oicoaQ5IYo

bat signal for @chrismessina

couch: oh honey you are sooo tired bed: no she’s not! She isn’t actually

US Constitution. Amendment 14. Section 3. 🇺🇸 No person shall be a President or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. #TrumpAnnouncement https://t.co/8eRRug9YmS

Amazing https://t.co/wQU9xdi3Xj

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I am blocked by a man named CatTurd2 on the internet, making it considerably harder for me to figure out the business strategy of the richest man in the world. https://t.co/yA7Z8KgUmp

in case your brain works more like ↕️ than like ↔️ @jedimody has whipped up *vertical* split view would u use? 🤔 https://t.co/7Q1m8YQ2fb

First day 💙💙💙 https://t.co/0Gp1jvVpzk

bro what is going on at twitter https://t.co/tmqOUG5Tzv

Daisy Edgar-Jones and Paul Mescal dressed as Fleabag and the Hot Priest for Halloween https://t.co/Qxcop7lNBm

apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao https://t.co/CoTqonsagG

he tried to warn us https://t.co/I7pbVjrh28 https://t.co/jhDQZGlvuM

Last night my fiancé was high on mushrooms and i asked what he was thinking about and he said "ants" and then after concentrating a bit he went "The ant world"

@bklynb4by 😭😭😭 https://t.co/qWXtBA7A3i

me when my son “sid” comes home from school and i made him his favourite scandinavian dinner “yülüke” https://t.co/fjY73SglhX

i keep getting this ad for this dress where nobody on this set had ever seen a guitar before and it’s making me feel crazy https://t.co/uhwmFYqV6g

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