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Imagine a circle laid flat on a table, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

Lydia Tár...the spiritual aspects of the film starring Cate Blanchett... This thread contains spoilers! https://t.co/TCzeS87L7Q

Me getting caught trying to sneak two parakeets out of petco https://t.co/wKsnzDjuAB

Do you think anyone fired from Twitter is decamping to their picturesque home town where their parents are about to put them in charge of a local Christmas project, and their only assistant? a handsome carpenter (who's single)

I feel bad for insulting this guy. You starting to grow on me Earthworm Jim ngl https://t.co/fwZN9qTGcy

You can pinpoint the moment the hawk realizes there are powers greater than itself https://t.co/cTGjMw63ji

he want me to be part of his world…like https://t.co/c2Rc6weFXq

there's a "tumblr citizenship test." this is humiliating https://t.co/VVAJhm2WpF

that hawk ain’t never seen no mess like this before https://t.co/Ypyx2IUe8Y https://t.co/d0Z845EQDB

god i love this shit https://t.co/7Alths7bPM

This is still the most hardcore thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever said https://t.co/2js4gs6qYj

She is such a graceful human https://t.co/SqJ0gBGU54

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when u beat the hubris allegations🙏

if twitter dies we can sit outside a cafe all day like middle aged italian men

@elonmusk This is like if CNN had bragged about their ratings on 9/11

imagine all the fancams disappearing into thin air… that’s the modern burning of the library of alexandria fr

me talking about how the fucking the text man for texts tweet changed the trajectory of my life https://t.co/vo75v9GNH3 https://t.co/QR48RhDOBw

grimes in the server room rn https://t.co/k1psFmD66M

we gotta keep twitters heart pumping QUICK if ur on a date and the man opens the door but the woman pays the bill but her baby father only bought HIS kid mcdonald’s bc her plates were low vibrational and the baby is the grandma WHAT is your body count?! https://t.co/lo2UOXzY35

Us tomorrow when Twitter is still up and running https://t.co/z1vykWqzm2

to save twitter we have to put on a SHOW

Hundreds of Twitter employees have resigned ahead of the ‘extremely hardcore’ cultural reset of the company Elon Musk was scrambling to try and get top engineers to stay Remaining employees expect the platform to start breaking soon (via @alexeheath) https://t.co/W8pZTEqVUb

when the Swiftie Security and Support Act gets passed and i end up getting renaissance floor tickets for 19.99 https://t.co/oicoaQ5IYo

bat signal for @chrismessina

couch: oh honey you are sooo tired bed: no she’s not! She isn’t actually

US Constitution. Amendment 14. Section 3. 🇺🇸 No person shall be a President or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. #TrumpAnnouncement https://t.co/8eRRug9YmS

Amazing https://t.co/wQU9xdi3Xj

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I am blocked by a man named CatTurd2 on the internet, making it considerably harder for me to figure out the business strategy of the richest man in the world. https://t.co/yA7Z8KgUmp