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she has the voice of a child who pickpockets wealthy people on the streets of london in 1894 https://t.co/spl3PC8MFb

giseles first lady era is gonna eatttt https://t.co/XifgAiQ3Y4

she's on the most divine pharmaceutical cocktail known to man https://t.co/W3AaVpgk5h

hold my beer https://t.co/HiwfPsU0gI

The entire premise of the tech industry is dudes who think they can Do Better™️ with their revolutionary techniques of ignoring all field experts, causing a huge mess, and then proceeding to make a slight variation of what already existed in the first place

@TimKennedyMMA Maybe Gen Z isn’t scared of a boogie man that’s been leveraged to drive the fear vote since the 1800s? A lot of folks are using “Marxist Socialist communist,” etc with little weight behind that.

I only ask that people don't blame a designer for this. This label was (well) designed by my team a while back to show specific information about why someone was verified, and it has been botched to become the "official" label. Icon was different and copy was specific. https://t.co/QCwpyhJttj

The role of young people in this election cannot be understated. Turnout delivered on many of these races. By 2024, Millennials & Gen Z voters will outnumber voters who are Baby Boomers and older, 45/25. We are beginning to see the political impacts of that generational shift. https://t.co/5U7AcMIgJi

Twitter in a month from now ✅💫 https://t.co/9Za7jLljIT

imagine sleeping at the office to ship this https://t.co/R3y9GaHsYd

ICYMI: Slavery was on the ballot for voters in five U.S. states https://t.co/uvvo2m4FI8

Hell yeah Fetterman wins Dems need to run more candidates that look like an Elden Ring character with all customization sliders set to max

My name is Nabeela Syed. I’m a 23-year old Muslim, Indian-American woman. We just flipped a Republican-held suburban district. And in January, I’ll be the youngest member of the Illinois General Assembly.

This is who won btw. https://t.co/23DKBaAh1G https://t.co/yAys6V41jG

the first checkmark, blue, indicates you’ve paid for it while the second, official, is verification. the third checkmark, kibeth, is a difficult and contrary one that can make others go where you wish while the fourth, dyrim, is a musical checkmark that allows or prevents speech

@esthercrawford @TwitterBlue So you’re taking the blue checkmark, which used to mean one thing, and now you’re making it mean a completely different thing, and you’re adding a new tag that means what the blue checkmark used to mean? Do I have that right?

Timothée Chalamet appears to be dune the thing on the set of ‘Dune: Part Two’ https://t.co/Ot5mmEyPHV

it’s time to negroni sbagliato with prossecGO to the polls! https://t.co/TAhCxZjBcN

The conditioning around productivity begins at a vulnerable, young age. WE ASK: “what do you want to be when you grow up?” And the answer is always a job. Notice we don’t ask: what do you believe in, what are you passionate about, what brings you joy?

THESE WRITERS WERE CRAZY??? https://t.co/s4OcderrEU

Apps should not trap your files, YOU should have a data pool and then choose which front end (OS, app, website) you want to use to display, edit or share it! https://t.co/5nSPxoQgzr

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

sorry https://t.co/JcCPq7wHPq

Like I always say with content moderation, every social media site owner who is “pro free speech” meets their line eventually. For 4chan, it was anime child porn. For Facebook and YouTube, it was white nationalist terror. For Elon, it was people making fun of him. https://t.co/aNZmqYwrJu

substitute teacher losing control of the class https://t.co/lYyctv6sin

realized I was too online during christmas last year when my starbucks had a sign that said “it’s giving season” and before I realized what it meant I was like “yesss it is giving that”

Selena Gomez after getting that kidney https://t.co/xoUchYRiaq

This bugs bunny ass setup https://t.co/lmmF1NtWeZ

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The contradictory Oxford comma use, the missing punctuation, the random insertions of Elon-speak… It’s always immediately noticeable when copy editors get fired https://t.co/EewKnNgEN1