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“Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.

her: spit on it me: ptooey!

Happy Friday any tabs left open at the end of the day are tiny little pixelated anchors. You don't need them. You won't get to them. They're weighing you down. It's okay to let them go. They aren't helping you. Go forth and surf the web, don't be stuck in one place.

Sometimes ppl stay in unhappy marriages bc of kids, financial obligations, family/community or worse there’s abuse. Are those marriages “successful” bc they don’t end in divorce? Of course not! Marriage isn’t a badge of honor, it’s a commitment & sometimes it needs to end

Realizing a relationship has passed its prime doesn’t negate the parts of the relationship that were happy or “successful.” The same way you move on from a job & take the lessons you learned to your next role. Every situation is different & can’t be painted w the same brush

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I should call her https://t.co/93QIkiVu3m

Sure, I could answer your email, and instantly forget about it. Or I could leave it unanswered, such that it lives in my mind exerting a slow, daily pressure, and I feel your spectral presence always beside me for countless weeks, and in a way, wouldn't you prefer that?

Its so hard to know whats going on

we had to see this, so now you do also https://t.co/Z1KRUYpBCd

you are not prepared for salomé without the autism glasses..... ubercunt era commencing https://t.co/VarxZnVYu0

Imaging trying to explain this picture to someone who doesn’t use twitter https://t.co/h5KBH9HtjJ

using language like “come forward” “accusers” and “victims” within the context of the adam levine cheating scandal is literally bastardizing the abuse of women https://t.co/VOYdEjxEjF

i dont see how you can hate from outside of the club. you can't even get in 😂

my laptop when I have more than 3 tabs open https://t.co/TnQREveSRT

Tom Hardy won first place as a surprise competitor at the 2022 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Open Championship. (Source: https://t.co/3kcS3Buxhr) https://t.co/DthquR5cgQ

Tom Hardy Surprise Enters Martial Arts Competition and Wins Gold: ‘He Lived Up to His Bane Character, That’s For Sure’ https://t.co/2iqSLhKVH5

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washing the ps5 is so annoying https://t.co/biwymPYm9x

Adam Levine drama is boring, but finding out he sexts like he's 17 and hasn't ever fucked is funny https://t.co/8VZYyHUH9d

did u guys know women have bussy's too? they're called wussy's (woman bussy) and it's in the front

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can’t stop thinking about the cute homophobic guy thst was protesting my concert last night. i just know we had a connection. i miss him so much man. i’m nothing without him

mmm extra extra read all about it ‼️ https://t.co/yWZ6xki8ir

This is Jefe. He would like to hold your hand. By any means necessary. 12/10 https://t.co/Vz4unAXZ9R

This airport has a snake-telling-off room https://t.co/9LO7KoJcBi

📸 Milly Alcock bids farewell to #HouseOfTheDragon in a new IG post: “I love u all I love u I love this!” https://t.co/5wPeQ3XP2S

update: they didn’t want the pizza but i accidentally fell in love with one of the homophobic protestors https://t.co/5vPAw0XlIr https://t.co/vlAsnZwcAD

how is that like earth at all then https://t.co/q41oU7oJIu

if you’re awake and he is asleep… honey face the facts he literally hates you