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Adam Levine drama is boring, but finding out he sexts like he's 17 and hasn't ever fucked is funny https://t.co/8VZYyHUH9d

did u guys know women have bussy's too? they're called wussy's (woman bussy) and it's in the front

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can’t stop thinking about the cute homophobic guy thst was protesting my concert last night. i just know we had a connection. i miss him so much man. i’m nothing without him

mmm extra extra read all about it ‼️ https://t.co/yWZ6xki8ir

This is Jefe. He would like to hold your hand. By any means necessary. 12/10 https://t.co/Vz4unAXZ9R

This airport has a snake-telling-off room https://t.co/9LO7KoJcBi

📸 Milly Alcock bids farewell to #HouseOfTheDragon in a new IG post: “I love u all I love u I love this!” https://t.co/5wPeQ3XP2S

update: they didn’t want the pizza but i accidentally fell in love with one of the homophobic protestors https://t.co/5vPAw0XlIr https://t.co/vlAsnZwcAD

how is that like earth at all then https://t.co/q41oU7oJIu

if you’re awake and he is asleep… honey face the facts he literally hates you

Ugh. I had to look it up to be sure but it’s true. Google “40% police” so you can see for yourself https://t.co/4D0XZlJvF5

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I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything pic.twitter.com/RIstM7kIT8— Richard Parry (@_RichardParry_) September 16, 2022

Saw Barbarian last night and all I can say is: go in knowing nothing.

There’s something corny about a group of people

Laura Harrier photographed by Jonny Marlow for WWD https://t.co/Uj26JFJC8i

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Folks. When apps minimize into the Dynamic Island when dismissed, they drop into the island differently based on the physics of your “throw”…! Toss the app straight up, and it’s a normal bounce. But throw a curveball, and the opposite side bulges out to catch. I LOVE THIS 100% https://t.co/GWjjTDvXZb

@GK3 This is not cute! Dynamic Islands only do this when they're in extreme distress.

Haircut & Mustache https://t.co/MmcnX8vbXc

We have put a man on the moon, explored the depths of the oceans, produced technology our ancestors would understand to be magic, but a safe, clean, private place for everyone to live… dream on buddy!

It’s amazing how much less miserable and depressed we’d all be if we just guaranteed everyone a 1 bedroom apartment.

i have been nothing but Nathan for you

my god. https://t.co/uFHZR5fP6Q

No this is when Spongebob and Squidward were delivery a pizza https://t.co/1FjypPo8a2

It may sound trivial, but having internalized for years that engineering was for men made me want to hide the parts of me that were feminine. Embracing it—rather than hiding it—is empowering.

an important accessory in so many tiktoks is the 24oz+ Dunkin or Starbucks or even iced coffee at home, swirled with a straw. a “huge iced coffee” has the effect of making the tiktoker seem relatable, in the middle of a busy life, and pleasantly reckless or unhinged

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It’s so sweet that DiCaprio is mentoring a younger fuckboy, that’s beautiful https://t.co/zvvpEwA0f3