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Ugh. I had to look it up to be sure but it’s true. Google “40% police” so you can see for yourself https://t.co/4D0XZlJvF5

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I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything pic.twitter.com/RIstM7kIT8— Richard Parry (@_RichardParry_) September 16, 2022

Saw Barbarian last night and all I can say is: go in knowing nothing.

There’s something corny about a group of people

Laura Harrier photographed by Jonny Marlow for WWD https://t.co/Uj26JFJC8i

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Folks. When apps minimize into the Dynamic Island when dismissed, they drop into the island differently based on the physics of your “throw”…! Toss the app straight up, and it’s a normal bounce. But throw a curveball, and the opposite side bulges out to catch. I LOVE THIS 100% https://t.co/GWjjTDvXZb

@GK3 This is not cute! Dynamic Islands only do this when they're in extreme distress.

Haircut & Mustache https://t.co/MmcnX8vbXc

We have put a man on the moon, explored the depths of the oceans, produced technology our ancestors would understand to be magic, but a safe, clean, private place for everyone to live… dream on buddy!

It’s amazing how much less miserable and depressed we’d all be if we just guaranteed everyone a 1 bedroom apartment.

i have been nothing but Nathan for you

my god. https://t.co/uFHZR5fP6Q

No this is when Spongebob and Squidward were delivery a pizza https://t.co/1FjypPo8a2

It may sound trivial, but having internalized for years that engineering was for men made me want to hide the parts of me that were feminine. Embracing it—rather than hiding it—is empowering.

an important accessory in so many tiktoks is the 24oz+ Dunkin or Starbucks or even iced coffee at home, swirled with a straw. a “huge iced coffee” has the effect of making the tiktoker seem relatable, in the middle of a busy life, and pleasantly reckless or unhinged

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It’s so sweet that DiCaprio is mentoring a younger fuckboy, that’s beautiful https://t.co/zvvpEwA0f3

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this 60s ad for a psychiatric drug goes harder than most film posters https://t.co/CHqyapFaZC

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were

I need the person who made this to come forward https://t.co/pneKN4XHV0

figma: we are the fun, independent way to design :) adobe: what about $20,000,000,000 figma: ok fine

Adobe: “Welcome, Figma!” https://t.co/gt2m4oBLz2

just ate 24 oysters im bout to ride his dick with my mind

Rudy Giuliani chases the bag. (2022) https://t.co/cOzTN6RmXj

oh my fucking GOODNESS https://t.co/7vMcKklYYG

Contemplating a career shift https://t.co/rbe337CL0x

“I’m going to the grocery store want me to get you anything?” https://t.co/Ke4AqKEUWi