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today our landlord brought us rice cakes to celebrate resigning our lease and asked charles to play something for us on his guitar. she doesn’t plan on doing anything about the mold problem

I know we’re not ready for this convo but “unicorn is the uniform u put on” is lowkey a corny lyric😭😭 don’t come for me we already know I love the album af

nathan fielder in a NIN shirt now that’s a pretty nate machine https://t.co/YGAjCyhD0V

the idea that “being on a spectrum” (political, sexuality, brain stuff, etc) means a fixed point on a linear scale (and not an amorphous 4d blob in constant motion) is a big cause of much of todays ill will and communication breakdowns (IRL and online)

So I was at the grocery store the other day and I saw that they had trail mix. And I was thinking, “Trail mix? No thanks! If I wanted a mixed bag of fruits and nuts, I’d go to California!” Just kidding. Have a great day everybody.

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Me staring at my story to making it go from 22h to 1d https://t.co/5f2XO7XNdt

how i wake up in the morning https://t.co/u4B6Jm2FXn

Stars in motion - Robert Miles Runyan's logo for the Games of the XXIII Olympiad. Read this and other Logo Histories at: https://t.co/iXtpnklgXg #logos #branding #logodesign #graphicdesignhistory #graphicdesign https://t.co/liMB21SvKW

People will go “U are so strong❤️” bc they r not allowed to be like damnnn your life kinda sucks ass

when my friend says their jacket is reversible https://t.co/7lVbyxTERQ

no because this picture actually makes me feel sick to my stomach. it’s so sad https://t.co/7gEnVAvpu7

my bf opens his eyes in the morning and im like 👸🏻: im hungry, i think this girl i follow on instagram broke up with her boyfriend but i can’t really tell, im thirsty, people are trying to cancel this teen tiktoker for thrifting too much, i want a bagel can we go now? monkeypox-

European friend: ‘so, which government department runs the website that lets Americans log in and see their city, state and federal taxes all in one place?’

Lauren Ambrose is joining the second season of #Yellowjackets in a series regular role. She’ll play the adult version of Vanessa Palmer, who was played as a teenager in season one by Liv Hewson https://t.co/j0nlyyRVQF

Hot little cover girl for @PolyesterZine https://t.co/G6MkCIfLK0

@elizbcth not her self soothing and self validating bcs she only had herself as her own mom 🥹

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

@daringfireball How come not Alphabet?

every time im at work im like. wow, what if there were a sardonic TV comedy about how ridiculous and silly having a desk job / working in local government can be but with a redeeming message about the friends we make along the way?

every friend group has someone like this in it https://t.co/CFphW9sA4p

no offense but my tv shows are very good and you should watch them https://t.co/oqYn4qy0ai

The millennial formula to building brands (hollow vessels) is toppling Those who (wastefully) slapped condescending design language on a thing we already had & sold it to back to us (via Obama-era optimism) are being punished for their willful wrongdoing https://t.co/v4hllwIMMU

hey NYC 😁😁 i have a gig this thursday (8/11) it’s at the Delancey on the LES. ignore the 6:30 my set is at 10! https://t.co/lOOJovQzn5 https://t.co/AZrTyh4W1A

@InkDinoS @InterestingsAsF I'm an expert in bird law and this is definitely a gray area

Presenting the stars of GQ’s second September cover: @ScuderiaFerrari’s Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc https://t.co/whV2dlHvbR https://t.co/tKZyVdJKdM

I wrote a screenplay about my hoe phase, moving back home with my parents at age 29, and building my relationship with God...and wow...BODY COUNT advanced to the QUARTERFINALS of the Academy Nicholl Fellowship! https://t.co/dDgYZWWKfm

was gnna post on instagram and then i was like wait is that like still going on? like will anyone see it or like what

ezra miller respawns in random locations to attack locals like its call of duty multiplayer https://t.co/6gAgRChxzk