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people should start undergrad at age 22

YES! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! https://t.co/REQ2c08KNg

This, and the alt text, are killing me https://t.co/SVOLdaLi3c

Stay safe while staying cool this weekend. https://t.co/gooHZOvT0I

i will bring back the male movie star who is ashamed of himself and rightfully scared of his female scene partners, who takes his shirt off for his favorite gay playwright and is sexually frustrated in every role he plays https://t.co/Sm4sFZG47l

being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors

If Stranger Things was British. https://t.co/C519RgvkQp

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(at the gay male photographer exhibition) well yes … the cock and balls look very profound ….. invokes a feeling of. intrigue i suppose.

At the end of the democratic presidential debate, Elizabeth Warren accuses Bernie Sanders of calling her a liar with a hot mic, Tom Steyer says hi. (2020) https://t.co/k9UUSKqGBm

@lexisryann_ this one killed me 😭😭😭 https://t.co/WRCpzt3SWB

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

feel like every 5th uber should be free. like punchcard

@BadBrainSD @catriona0721 @punishedgarage Well she thought she did but... she actually voted for Biden because she couldn't tell her vegetables apart.

@i_zzzzzz @BrandyLJensen The Wikipedia entry does NOT disappoint. https://t.co/tsbIQEVCqO

i have a bomb in my purse https://t.co/Ns6enFCSdT

Thinking about the erotic thriller film where a young man gives Jennifer Lopez a priceless "first edition" copy of The Iliad https://t.co/cWjTbdKFS9

Here’s a grid magnification effect in SwiftUI. https://t.co/2zO1RDQbeO

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Me when i flip my pillow over and there’s a green question mark on it https://t.co/phIWSnqfme https://t.co/9SURcuFzco

The Boys is Girls but for boys

bus driver just pulled away from this slow old lady and the vibe shifted amongst the passengers. we all turned against him in that moment

me and björk were a problem in downtown reykjavik last nite omgggg 🤦🏼‍♀️

(Bjork at McDonalds) I have McGreedle…

what sorts of important things do you shoot as a second unit director on a film like THE BLACK PHONE, you ask? (sound on) https://t.co/RLvDM5n1OB

Oh Naur https://t.co/7vrkD7Dm81

Padmé Amidala’s crotch withstands 14,432 newtons of force (2002) https://t.co/5forem3SpC

every book is called 'the tiny things we know to be small' or 'the darkest wife'

@HeroicViewer all her shit was on the curb. the roaches were already showcasing the house to new tenants. a tornado was on its way. Ezra Miller was in town. her Nintendo DS (camera) was on 15%. Millie HAD ONE CHANCE https://t.co/xhhAQ3zo8K

"And who the hell are they?" MY FUCKING STOMACHSJFJDJSJS https://t.co/W9Yekii1b2