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we should rename "Abstract" to "SPOILER!!" because it would be more fun that way

When I pack too much for a short trip. https://t.co/qRcLTWySHc

Custom Keyboard Shortcuts are just a couple weeks away. All smiles here! https://t.co/5loXKs0I5G

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i touch his eyebrows n whisper “ur in ur clean boy era aren’t u.” and my madness is lost on him. Thts what i like the most

there are people that you haven’t met yet that will be coming to your wedding, surprising you on your birthday, sucking milky wilky out of your big busty titties, watching tv with u in your new house. so many characters in your story that you have yet to meet 🤍

gn america https://t.co/cXjRETUnvY

@LilNasX https://t.co/kbPc7KmUwc

These 5 dudes are trying to make an indie game where you play as an action figure in a toy store… and it’s sick https://t.co/N64INNGQ8S

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i know ur not supposed to brag on the internet but the ice situation is good over here https://t.co/TmfZuhcreF

@Zaayl @RamzeeRawkz And once the studio misinterpreted this as genuine interest in the movie and decided to put it back in theaters, it instantly shifted to how funny it was going to be when no one saw it AGAIN (we were busy that weekend).

@SPEERBOT @RamzeeRawkz Yeah, day 1 it was everyone dunking on Morbius for empty theaters, then someone made the "4 trillion dollars in the box office" meme and it shifted to everyone pretending it was a great movie and sharing their favorite moments (hence "Its morbin time") The comic edits were after.

"So, Remy, not only were you secretly working at Gusteau's before it closed, but you now run the kitchen at your own restaurant, La Ratatouille. What was that journey like for you?" https://t.co/UMOnV2mqOc

Is this a joke? When I moved to the US from the UK I was actually shocked at how terrible the (lack of) public transportation was. The US is terribly behind almost every other developed nation when it comes to transportation infrastructure. https://t.co/yN6kUbGmY8

Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine

i didn't "watch" the rise of gru i sat my white ass down and LISTENED

knife fucking the SHIT outta that onion https://t.co/DT1uRAZQML

big man needs a hot dog and the big man is me

@POTUS President Biden politely asks oil companies to stop the malarkey. (2022)

idk who needs to hear this but…oil vinegar and oregano will make any sandwich taste like it was lovingly made at an italian delicatessen

according to my brother who just saw him live in london a$ap rocky said "it doesn't matter if you're black, white or yellow, if you're racist you can suck my fuckin dick" and "homophobia is fuckin [r word]ed" as a animation behind him showed three planes attacking the twin towers

Girls only want one thing and it’s this https://t.co/fp72hvmO6h

She So Bad I Be Licking Her Bitmoji On The iPhone Screen

[nancy pelosi email voice] GRU is RISING. can I count on you for $15?

@sarahlugor children do not spontaneously form connections with their parents because they’re simply “supposed to honor and respect their parents.” children connect with those that nurture them. if the ones that are meant to be their primary nurturers keep breaking them, they seek elsewhere.

this is so embarrassing https://t.co/rixhDH1FM4

first thing people do in philly is ask u what ur rent is 😂

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