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me for the first 23 mins of every video game before i realize there’s a run button https://t.co/AWuurFwdpH

@DrOz . Dr. Mehmet Oz humble home in New Jersey. Man of the people. Pennsylvania first. Wonderful Wizard of Oz understands the blue collar men and women. . https://t.co/87OIv8iVjA

A sneak peak into Aaron Rodgers room https://t.co/oJcdq7d3ME https://t.co/B4yMLpARMX

By saying things like “they’re rapists, they’re murderers” “grab them by the pussy” “it’s time to take ‘our’ country back” “there’s bad guys on both sides” (when literally one side is nazis) “proud boys stand back and stand by”

Every rational American on the left and right knows these are lies the problem isn’t so much us- it’s extremist leaders in the Republican Party like Trump and others who don’t counter these lies and may not be saying them as directly but reinforce them with their rhetoric.

Customers will say shit like "Uhh it's asking me to remove my card?"

This segment is a bit unhinged (as Tucker goes sometimes) but it's also a very revealing look into his formula for fomenting rage, and how Fox works. The way he does it is instructive: 1. Here is Democrat doing something I find immoral (twerking upside down on the beach) https://t.co/PYrPyBLDUE

Arugula is so underrated shoutout to that zesty ass leaf

me, working my 9-5, while he shows me the pokémon he named after me on his switch https://t.co/1LmJi6Wqsr

Remember this little boy found wandering alone after #HighlandPark parade? We’ve just found out why… both his parents were killed💔 A fundraiser has been started for Irina and Kevin McCarthy’s 2-yo son Aiden as he grows up without them Link: https://t.co/qKc4mOVX2t @cbschicago https://t.co/7fxYE3OoS4

wrote a thing for the first time in years, check it out if you'd like. please excuse my nerd tone I cant escape it. https://t.co/FUfShuiAHb

we should rename "Abstract" to "SPOILER!!" because it would be more fun that way

When I pack too much for a short trip. https://t.co/qRcLTWySHc

Custom Keyboard Shortcuts are just a couple weeks away. All smiles here! https://t.co/5loXKs0I5G

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i touch his eyebrows n whisper “ur in ur clean boy era aren’t u.” and my madness is lost on him. Thts what i like the most

there are people that you haven’t met yet that will be coming to your wedding, surprising you on your birthday, sucking milky wilky out of your big busty titties, watching tv with u in your new house. so many characters in your story that you have yet to meet 🤍

gn america https://t.co/cXjRETUnvY

@LilNasX https://t.co/kbPc7KmUwc

These 5 dudes are trying to make an indie game where you play as an action figure in a toy store… and it’s sick https://t.co/N64INNGQ8S

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i know ur not supposed to brag on the internet but the ice situation is good over here https://t.co/TmfZuhcreF

@Zaayl @RamzeeRawkz And once the studio misinterpreted this as genuine interest in the movie and decided to put it back in theaters, it instantly shifted to how funny it was going to be when no one saw it AGAIN (we were busy that weekend).

@SPEERBOT @RamzeeRawkz Yeah, day 1 it was everyone dunking on Morbius for empty theaters, then someone made the "4 trillion dollars in the box office" meme and it shifted to everyone pretending it was a great movie and sharing their favorite moments (hence "Its morbin time") The comic edits were after.

"So, Remy, not only were you secretly working at Gusteau's before it closed, but you now run the kitchen at your own restaurant, La Ratatouille. What was that journey like for you?" https://t.co/UMOnV2mqOc

Is this a joke? When I moved to the US from the UK I was actually shocked at how terrible the (lack of) public transportation was. The US is terribly behind almost every other developed nation when it comes to transportation infrastructure. https://t.co/yN6kUbGmY8

Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine

i didn't "watch" the rise of gru i sat my white ass down and LISTENED

knife fucking the SHIT outta that onion https://t.co/DT1uRAZQML

big man needs a hot dog and the big man is me