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stc on Twitter
stc on Twitter
i touch his eyebrows n whisper “ur in ur clean boy era aren’t u.” and my madness is lost on him. Thts what i like the most
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not obamas cousin on Twitter
not obamas cousin on Twitter
there are people that you haven’t met yet that will be coming to your wedding, surprising you on your birthday, sucking milky wilky out of your big busty titties, watching tv with u in your new house. so many characters in your story that you have yet to meet 🤍
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not obamas cousin on Twitter
Kaze on Twitter
Kaze on Twitter
@LilNasX https://t.co/kbPc7KmUwc
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Kaze on Twitter
Jake Lucky on Twitter
Jake Lucky on Twitter
These 5 dudes are trying to make an indie game where you play as an action figure in a toy store… and it’s sick https://t.co/N64INNGQ8S
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Jake Lucky on Twitter
James on Twitter
James on Twitter
i know ur not supposed to brag on the internet but the ice situation is good over here https://t.co/TmfZuhcreF
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James on Twitter
SPEERBOT on Twitter
SPEERBOT on Twitter
@Zaayl @RamzeeRawkz And once the studio misinterpreted this as genuine interest in the movie and decided to put it back in theaters, it instantly shifted to how funny it was going to be when no one saw it AGAIN (we were busy that weekend).
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SPEERBOT on Twitter
Zaayl on Twitter
Zaayl on Twitter
@SPEERBOT @RamzeeRawkz Yeah, day 1 it was everyone dunking on Morbius for empty theaters, then someone made the "4 trillion dollars in the box office" meme and it shifted to everyone pretending it was a great movie and sharing their favorite moments (hence "Its morbin time") The comic edits were after.
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Zaayl on Twitter
zach silberberg on Twitter
zach silberberg on Twitter
"So, Remy, not only were you secretly working at Gusteau's before it closed, but you now run the kitchen at your own restaurant, La Ratatouille. What was that journey like for you?" https://t.co/UMOnV2mqOc
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Joshua March on Twitter
Joshua March on Twitter
Is this a joke? When I moved to the US from the UK I was actually shocked at how terrible the (lack of) public transportation was. The US is terribly behind almost every other developed nation when it comes to transportation infrastructure. https://t.co/yN6kUbGmY8
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Joshua March on Twitter
Thomas🐉 on Twitter
Thomas🐉 on Twitter
Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine
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Thomas🐉 on Twitter
Big Joel on Twitter
Big Joel on Twitter
i didn't "watch" the rise of gru i sat my white ass down and LISTENED
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Big Joel on Twitter
daze on Twitter
daze on Twitter
knife fucking the SHIT outta that onion https://t.co/DT1uRAZQML
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daze on Twitter
James on Twitter
James on Twitter
big man needs a hot dog and the big man is me
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James on Twitter
annabel on Twitter
annabel on Twitter
idk who needs to hear this but…oil vinegar and oregano will make any sandwich taste like it was lovingly made at an italian delicatessen
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annabel on Twitter
COURTNEY ⚧🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter
COURTNEY ⚧🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter
according to my brother who just saw him live in london a$ap rocky said "it doesn't matter if you're black, white or yellow, if you're racist you can suck my fuckin dick" and "homophobia is fuckin [r word]ed" as a animation behind him showed three planes attacking the twin towers
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COURTNEY ⚧🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter
isabel on Twitter
isabel on Twitter
Girls only want one thing and it’s this https://t.co/fp72hvmO6h
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isabel on Twitter
BECK on Twitter
BECK on Twitter
She So Bad I Be Licking Her Bitmoji On The iPhone Screen
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BECK on Twitter
amelia elizalde on Twitter
amelia elizalde on Twitter
[nancy pelosi email voice] GRU is RISING. can I count on you for $15?
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amelia elizalde on Twitter
AKA Bert on Twitter
AKA Bert on Twitter
@sarahlugor children do not spontaneously form connections with their parents because they’re simply “supposed to honor and respect their parents.” children connect with those that nurture them. if the ones that are meant to be their primary nurturers keep breaking them, they seek elsewhere.
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AKA Bert on Twitter
betsey on Twitter
betsey on Twitter
first thing people do in philly is ask u what ur rent is 😂
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betsey on Twitter
stc on Twitter
stc on Twitter
🥰🥰🥰🥰😝 https://t.co/noTDyoBGcx
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stc on Twitter
Rudy W. Giuliani on Twitter
Rudy W. Giuliani on Twitter
Great products at reasonable prices. Use code Rudy for additional savings https://t.co/O6EvkxHRt8
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Rudy W. Giuliani on Twitter
. on Twitter
. on Twitter
red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink: https://t.co/nl1vyWjqCx
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Ben Rosen on Twitter
Ben Rosen on Twitter
and on top of everything else gru is about to rise
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Ben Rosen on Twitter
kyle on Twitter
kyle on Twitter
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kyle on Twitter