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these are literally the best eyes I’ve ever painted https://t.co/121V6Dat5Z

Help😭 https://t.co/IXZpR91vW0

Trump stances up. (2019) https://t.co/RZud83GP2f

Y’all think you’re above Family Guy but love doing Dall-E, which is basically the equivalent of a “Lois, this is worse than that time Shrek was in Hamilton” cutaway gag.

This is crazy. Amazon burns through workers so fast there might be none left soon https://t.co/feVI1uQtiR

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Andy from Toy Story is now 37 years old and makes six figures designing park benches that electrocute the homeless.

@SheaCoulee Not guilty https://t.co/GhzWsmJiQ6

@SheaCoulee can you imagine logging onto this bird app and seeing this tweet with no context

Can you imagine getting murdered, and everyone is siding with the elephant?

Ewan McGregor says he gets sent 'a lot' of homoerotic fan art of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker "I don't know how it finds me ... You open the envelope, you think you're going to have to sign something, and you're like, 'Fucking hell!'" 💀 (via @GQMagazine) https://t.co/x5SKRv8dnv

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Today is the day Mat became sentient https://t.co/XwyCwgEO37

please just build a fucking train https://t.co/FBRJJZzyw4

soooo funny to use words. like ok so ur trying to communicate something or…???

FIRST LOOK: Here are some new images of Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe in #Blonde, which hits Netflix 9/23. “Andrew’s ambitions were very clear from the start — to present a version of Marilyn Monroe’s life through her lens.” - Ana de Armas https://t.co/P3RmtmBsNe

I will learn to control The Force within me (microplastics)

Technically, when you think about the process of evolution, the egg came before the chicken because the pre-chicken creature laid the egg that would one day be the chicken

it is absolutely unbelievable that i am just now seeing an image of the guy who emailed everyone at google to tell them his AI was sentient and then got put on leave from the company https://t.co/IsbbvDmRkQ

the spacing is also rly funny. it reads like “i’m jawn. morgan” like what are you saying jawn morgan. someone debar this man 😭 https://t.co/CjehYe39Al

40 yr old actors in big sexy movie ab teenage dolls? they just keep getting older and older w way less young actors making it big to replace them … star machine broke?? https://t.co/EkH2889Mf6

Remembering Michael K. Williams https://t.co/CU7AAdLY6a

This is literally just two moms. A family, with parents and child loving each other. Insistence that attacks on Disney, including by govt, are about protecting young kids from sexual content out the window. The complaint is about treating LGBT people as normal rather than lesser. https://t.co/mvbSkIKstC

@sadiyahamb Love his description for the writer’s role as “menacer of the public conscience” https://t.co/2ZaE0H6KdI

Vintage @JoseCuervo Ad https://t.co/bo9rmPxOpX

I’m sorry but Dakota Johnson has the face of someone who knows what an iPhone is https://t.co/z2XHKESLV8

@unsafemedicine @howietrbl Best to do it before you get home so you mitigate the risk of them finding out where you live

Tomorrow LA is set to criminalize bike storage in public spaces, effectively making it illegal for the homeless to have a bicycle, often their only way to get to a job, or anywhere. Politicians say they want to help the homeless, but they keep further criminalizing poverty.

i think i’m moving to barcelona in September:)

me after seeing top gun https://t.co/yAI0xgFN6k