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Sending Noah memes as I lay in bed (gathering) while he washes the dishes downstairs (hunting)

Content aggregation is the lowest form of rent seeking. The original artist of these shops doesn’t make anything when people share his images but this guy puts paid ads in the replies for the laborious duty of posting things he didn’t even make. Reddit will pay for its crimes. https://t.co/o2beqM06Um

Judy Garland in heaven seeing all the “happy birthday” tweets: https://t.co/rK9YX7Xg9g

stop giving gay roles to actors who won’t marry me, have 3 kids together, move to italy and settle in a small space efficient home where we grow old together and watch as the world falls apart due to cultural diffrences, global warming, and the eventual economic downfall of the w

nice little existential crisis as I refill my metro card https://t.co/df3rAhYjZr

@_clxtchzillaa__ @TurnerNovak not you making bullshit up for no reason at all, seriously why tf you gotta make shit so negative huh

BuzzFeed euthanizes the puppies after the interview you guys know that right https://t.co/u3SHaTod4D

I wrote about my new favorite roommate: the house centipede 😇 https://t.co/Qdq6gbOtsr

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new aspirin just dropped https://t.co/gxrKyCntSf

Pride Month Fun Fact: The file name for the Monument Valley 2 level "Mên-an-Tol" is Pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 https://t.co/CnJjS14khJ

watch it leak that theres a guy working at dall e thats just photoshopping the images really fast

DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out - PennLive

it seems that every time something bad happens, people are pressured into saying something as a proof of morality, and the whole situation turns into a battle of who’s morals are most pure which takes away from the realness of everything and the lessons that should be learnt

my mom just ended my life https://t.co/FQKnc3B0w4

Yes, and I flew an invisible plane on screen but still support abiding by the laws of air traffic (and physics). Do people really not understand reality vs. fiction? https://t.co/sBGIcrd31t

fuck https://t.co/dray8fgiH2

kate bush’s house https://t.co/iZnHFfBfaE

Happy 20th anniversary of Scooby-Doo! This will always be the best thing ever. https://t.co/RL1ug5MD1c

AOC: Not only is it not normal, it is internationally embarrassing and delegitimizing to the US because for all the billions and trillions this body authorizes in the name of national security we can’t even keep our kids safe from their schools being turned into a war zone https://t.co/MnQ1MGHgqk

When u check the "remember this device" setting on any login page i like to think of it like ur reminiscing about ur machine not like you want the website to remember ur login credentials. Like awwww yeah i do remember my iphone i use all the time

cashier at mcdonalds: alright that's 8 dollars guy who hacked his 3DS last night: its actually really easy to hack your 3DS anyone can do it

(being manipulated) Yayyyyyyyy

I'll just leave this here https://t.co/EqEXjsUH9l

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wild that we’re still suggesting people work on made-up projects to advance professionally

We wrote an essay about why we ✨optimize for feelings✨ at @browsercompany – and why metrics-driven craftsmanship feels broken: https://t.co/xCiDvotQeS Thank you to @BarryJenkins @dadjaye @nathanjurgenson and so many others for inspiring us. https://t.co/7xmaAHs4U6

F- on the bechdel test https://t.co/SOG1wPq1n4

why does lava have a different name when it’s underground? do i have a different name when i’m underground?

idc I just can’t be friends w a person named India likeee