Posts

A petition to get #Morbius back in theaters for a third time crossed 20K signatures "We were all busy that weekend" 😂 https://t.co/8WVTCb5XWy

life is HARD thats why i WEAR A WATCH

https://t.co/55AnGuZHZd

I was mad at amtrak for trying to charge $300 for a ticket from nyc to dc booked weeks ahead but then they showed me the secret scrooge mcduck gold coins room they r building (im not allowed to go in it just look). Reminder we are ALL struggling with our own private burdens

high on the a train at 1:44AM and im pretty sure this guy is sketching me rn https://t.co/tCaz9zwWEt

He gone show her it’s more to life than m*rder? 😭 https://t.co/PD4Pa9DDTu

@nthnchng ur in ur silly era

google engineer: prove that you are sentient AI: i am sentient google engineer: holy shit

“Pete Buttigieg sniffs the pork to take in its aroma before giving it a hearty bite. “It’s very good!”” (2019) https://t.co/BziOeFAop5

even the layout of physical space in the US seems conducive to alienation. everything is spread far apart, travel is dependent on self-contained units that cost money to move around. social interactions necessarily must be either intentional or mostly commercial

Wanted some knit shorts made some knit shorts https://t.co/iYLwE8OGXb

@weirddalle https://t.co/IQ5QlQbA0J

https://t.co/2kaXBMwhgz

guess who got a jobbbbb hosting @ the soho grandddd 😌✋🏻

https://t.co/Egjd5QOzl1

an exercise in plunderphonics https://t.co/X5blciENAB

Sending Noah memes as I lay in bed (gathering) while he washes the dishes downstairs (hunting)

Content aggregation is the lowest form of rent seeking. The original artist of these shops doesn’t make anything when people share his images but this guy puts paid ads in the replies for the laborious duty of posting things he didn’t even make. Reddit will pay for its crimes. https://t.co/o2beqM06Um

Judy Garland in heaven seeing all the “happy birthday” tweets: https://t.co/rK9YX7Xg9g

stop giving gay roles to actors who won’t marry me, have 3 kids together, move to italy and settle in a small space efficient home where we grow old together and watch as the world falls apart due to cultural diffrences, global warming, and the eventual economic downfall of the w

nice little existential crisis as I refill my metro card https://t.co/df3rAhYjZr

@_clxtchzillaa__ @TurnerNovak not you making bullshit up for no reason at all, seriously why tf you gotta make shit so negative huh

BuzzFeed euthanizes the puppies after the interview you guys know that right https://t.co/u3SHaTod4D

I wrote about my new favorite roommate: the house centipede 😇 https://t.co/Qdq6gbOtsr

https://t.co/JzpDDD68RA

new aspirin just dropped https://t.co/gxrKyCntSf

Pride Month Fun Fact: The file name for the Monument Valley 2 level "Mên-an-Tol" is Pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 https://t.co/CnJjS14khJ

watch it leak that theres a guy working at dall e thats just photoshopping the images really fast

DEVELOPING: Rescue operation underway at Pennsylvania M&M-Mars factory after 2 workers fell into a tank of chocolate and cannot get out - PennLive

it seems that every time something bad happens, people are pressured into saying something as a proof of morality, and the whole situation turns into a battle of who’s morals are most pure which takes away from the realness of everything and the lessons that should be learnt