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my mom just ended my life https://t.co/FQKnc3B0w4

Yes, and I flew an invisible plane on screen but still support abiding by the laws of air traffic (and physics). Do people really not understand reality vs. fiction? https://t.co/sBGIcrd31t

fuck https://t.co/dray8fgiH2

kate bush’s house https://t.co/iZnHFfBfaE

Happy 20th anniversary of Scooby-Doo! This will always be the best thing ever. https://t.co/RL1ug5MD1c

AOC: Not only is it not normal, it is internationally embarrassing and delegitimizing to the US because for all the billions and trillions this body authorizes in the name of national security we can’t even keep our kids safe from their schools being turned into a war zone https://t.co/MnQ1MGHgqk

When u check the "remember this device" setting on any login page i like to think of it like ur reminiscing about ur machine not like you want the website to remember ur login credentials. Like awwww yeah i do remember my iphone i use all the time

cashier at mcdonalds: alright that's 8 dollars guy who hacked his 3DS last night: its actually really easy to hack your 3DS anyone can do it

(being manipulated) Yayyyyyyyy

I'll just leave this here https://t.co/EqEXjsUH9l

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wild that we’re still suggesting people work on made-up projects to advance professionally

We wrote an essay about why we ✨optimize for feelings✨ at @browsercompany – and why metrics-driven craftsmanship feels broken: https://t.co/xCiDvotQeS Thank you to @BarryJenkins @dadjaye @nathanjurgenson and so many others for inspiring us. https://t.co/7xmaAHs4U6

F- on the bechdel test https://t.co/SOG1wPq1n4

why does lava have a different name when it’s underground? do i have a different name when i’m underground?

idc I just can’t be friends w a person named India likeee

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he was bruh and she was bae ♡

pandas are objectively the cutest animals live like how do they even look that way

James Bond would be scarier if you didn't really see him in the movie, like Jaws

My daughter keeps singin “started from the bottom, now we here” & i told her she needed to stop bc she goes to private school😭. We gon nip any concepts of getting anything out of the mud before they even start. Like, u come from a stable well supported environment. Knock it off

My father and I understand each other perfectly. https://t.co/iMz2YaO3rw

⁺✦ jellybones ✦⁺ named after that absolute banger of a Unicorns song 🪱 (painted with acryla-gouache and scanned!) https://t.co/hvQBLcMrFw

Of course the Morbius rerelease failed. All our memes were about wanting a TV SHOW, Sony! Make us a Morbius TV show we'll watch it for sure.

Still amuses me how exclusionary and elitist the Apple Fitness product is. Giant “go away, you’re not welcome” signs all over it. So much unconscious bias and cultural specificity at work.

florence i love you so much 😍 https://t.co/kTnFYCxMkW

Perhaps the most basic mistake in looking at new tech is to ask ‘does this work?’, ‘is this useful?’ or ‘is this better?’ instead of ‘could this work, and when, and what could it be worth if it did?’

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Elon Musk’s father, Errol, says that Elon had to be hospitalized after he mocked the suicide of a schoolmate’s father and he pushed Musk down a flight of stairs https://t.co/GCae5JlPj3

we need to replace every gun in america with a one dance