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one time i walked past sheryl and zuck sitting at a table in the bldg 21 courtyard and i overheard her trying to explain what “lit” meant she was like “yeah it’s a very positive thing, like sometimes my kids say i’m a ‘lit mom’” and mark was just nodding along very intently

@catebismyfav https://t.co/WrjUd4p8Kr

Is there ever a jury verdict that’s like “okay you’re not wrong, but it’s the 𝘸𝘢𝘺 you said it”

Pokemon gays are the horse girls of the LGBTQ community

they’re flying the plane into the flag like 9/11 https://t.co/aSw1V6EtId

stranger things 4 releasing in may and not coming back til july https://t.co/XYrv2MmM4l

exactly like paris https://t.co/dA9Lia5hFr

I first applied for an affordable housing voucher in 1993. I finally got a call back in 2004 to tell me my son who just graduated high school couldn’t be on my lease. Today in 2022 I finally got a letter telling me I made it to the top of the waiting list. I have no words. https://t.co/h0lykVyFcd

Mf got a pet salami https://t.co/Y0BTwo3gas

Best believe I’m keeping my finger down if you send my a live pic b! I want the whole motion picture https://t.co/VHGAQvZ6vS

My main goal now is to make my photos uncroppable. Like this one. https://t.co/ndThxGzrl3

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Be funny if Cronenberg remade twilight https://t.co/0kDWSOzRSw

Imagine giving a movie a 10+ minute standing ovation at a film festival.. the dickriding is insane

I'm crying, I'm so proud - My goal was to get @Apple to suggest developers/designers to use my ethical subscription design pattern I created, and now THEY ARE 😭 Starts at 6:30 https://t.co/7fiuLQZ7uh

New official poster for #Cannes2022 Best Director Park Chan-wook’s Decision to Leave. https://t.co/fZjooSTf16

where is the switch that turns on the light in this bathroom? if you guessed inside the bathroom, you couldn’t be more wrong

me in the club w the baddies https://t.co/5h5VG02etb

got u https://t.co/mIIZntutoH https://t.co/OpC2U2YrLL

oomf said lizzo makes music for RAs :(

oh wow https://t.co/PtTpQEqidl https://t.co/KxRn3MpuKI

Bird flu? Yeah, I sure hope it did!

Third, even *after* the shooter was killed, cops began doing what they do: they shot a grieving parent’s body with electric current. https://t.co/HZCzZ0UMYx

THREAD: As cops try to spin Uvalde as one bad choice by a bad police commander from a brand new small “cowardly” police department, please remember these facts:

This is such a jaw-dropping line. https://t.co/715c4t2mtx https://t.co/3BUbI8EKcn

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kids in sweden when their friends are downstairs eating dinner with their family https://t.co/T15UB7ENyI

@garbage_mane This is the underlying principal of living in a capitalist society. Nothing, absolutely nothing, is more important than making a profit. As long as we live in this model, nothing will get better.

I’m shopping for a new weighted blanket and stumbled across this absolute gem of a review. https://t.co/YK7g7LChJh