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it’s bowling night https://t.co/QmiXdlSJm5

I keep waiting for the media analysis about certain news websites and the formats that are the most rage-fishing, reductionist, and surface-level because they're easy to write quickly, involve less copy editing and quickly rack up pageviews

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This might be the best fake tattoo work I’ve seen. https://t.co/32KIykOsap https://t.co/XkdPekjolw

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It was such a perfect takedown of the Murdoch/Fox format, which lasagnas every exploitative story with a layer of trolling gags and memes, nihilistic zingers that make it harder to take the ugliness seriously

you are so pretty ❤️ https://t.co/2DLxFVrQPT

I think I’ve found the funniest news anchor video on the internet lmaaidosicisoooo https://t.co/xN692uOMy5

will go down as one of the stupidest marketing decisions of all time https://t.co/ovSsi9oP4l

My kitchen after I cut an everything bagel in half https://t.co/luLryJYwZu

@RichardHanania boss man— just say you don’t know what’s going on and leave it at that. He’s in a fraternity, and that’s what the shout is about. In the context of the black graduation, there’s nothing disrespectful here.

yesterday I had to say goodbye to my $8000 couch because I found 2 million individual bed bugs and 3 different colonies of bacteria inside of it, and it stinks really bad. I left it on the sidewalk for garbage collection 💔 https://t.co/Gq3T72u7nR

SUCCESSION art department, I want you to know that I 100% paused and enjoyed the hard work you put in that appeared onscreen for like two seconds https://t.co/FOS8UaHU1w

@marghoulll i did something adjacent to that on this couch

One of the greatest gifts my dad ever gave me was telling me “education is what’s left when the facts are forgotten,” a quote sometimes attributed to Einstein. It was his way of saying, get good grades, but focus more on enriching your mind and life than fixating on career goals.

has anyone seen my heavily squirted-on couch? i put it out on the sidewalk to dry this morning and now it’s gone. it looks like this. https://t.co/kF4ZaNfDpp

My hot Succession take is that the bravest anybody ever was in confronting Logan was when Tom ate the chicken.

"tears of the kingdom's delay was used to polish the game even though it was complete" https://t.co/P88CF2jptb

this is nasty, nasty work from the telegraph. you know damn well what kind of reaction a headline like this can incite in the UK https://t.co/7wOysmqJWP

This is for just one performance in a month long run which is not made clear in the article. They're also doing a socially distanced masked performance, one with a BSL interpreter, one captioned and a relaxed performance to accommodate people who struggle with sensory processing. https://t.co/b0iNhmSqyw

Jennifer Lawrence at #Cannes2023 https://t.co/iVnloj4oRz

At the KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON press conference, De Niro discusses the "the banality of evil" and says, "We see it today and you know who I’m talking about but I’m not going to say his name. That guy is stupid.” Later, he can't help himself: "I mean, look at Trump!"

paywalled with an inflammatory headline to insight anti-black racism towards the cast and crew. they’re doing ONE Black Out performance for Black audiences (and if white people turn up they actually can’t turn them away). there are 28 other performances anyone can attend. https://t.co/mYAjCltabV

If I was a director and an actor said this about me I’d fucking weep with joy for the rest of my life this is just such a gorgeous and complex compliment https://t.co/2E5Ka0qJm5

"Todd [Haynes] is just the best," says Julianne Moore. "Todd does all the work for you. It's so relaxing to walk into one of his films. You're held by the frame." https://t.co/iTCREOeqDh #Cannes #MayDecember https://t.co/bzqckZHCq9

The game programming flex of all time. https://t.co/id2K5uE5mz

KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON mvp Lily Gladstone is getting her major moment during its Cannes standing ovation https://t.co/qItnVfADM5

KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON is a rolling thundercloud of a movie, a dark romance that builds and swirls into a major examination of American evil. So, so, so, SO good, and so defiant of all my expectations as a fan of the book. https://t.co/Pxz6MvKbH3

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why did he delete this banger https://t.co/WRYCzo2XTz