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Netflix has acquired Adam McKay’s AVERAGE HEIGHT, AVERAGE BUILD starring Robert Pattinson, Amy Adams, Danielle Deadwyler, Robert Downey Jr & Forest Whitaker. It follows a serial killer who gets into politics to change the laws to be more murder-friendly. https://t.co/fBb9QJozCb https://t.co/kvD5QRiHye

a perfect scene https://t.co/NRrg0nPhn5

@runasand 😬 https://t.co/AGXYSf2vbj

@MissGioBaby1 he really is one of those people who are only attractive in motion

Happy birthday to Dianna Agron https://t.co/vNvhJ4hIYT

What's interesting to me is that this specific flavor of rage looks like what you'll see on some of those tibetan Buddhist deities https://t.co/UoCeP7bSFd

microsoft: introducing our new search engine, Bing! everyone: it’s awful. we hate it microsoft: ok. what if we gave it a soul

they all talk with that specific cadence and it cool how just 40 years later it’s completely gone https://t.co/PCTBiLwfYu

they should let empty store fronts in philly be rented for like 100$ just to improve the vibe

The mantra "spend money on experiences, not things" is good in theory. Here are things you should spend money on: -othortics and shoes -dental care -therapy -sunscreen -a decent knife -air purifier -smart outlets and power strips -Airtags or Tile trackers -glass food containers

the timeline was crazy when they revealed this was actually kourtney kardashian https://t.co/NtfbBWYOdV

I wonder how many good books I missed out on because they looked like this https://t.co/MBRfcfCtm8

When people want to start posting online more (especially girls + on TikTok) they often default to sharing lifestyle content I recommend thinking outside of this if your intuition isn’t 100% set on it. Feeling the need to document your personal life on the daily (location,… https://t.co/3CQKIlWCLc

@isabelsweetie Silverbell has stoner vibes tho like he’s deep and a chiller

imagine getting fired from your job and then dressing up like youre going to work and going to a recreation of your work and pretending like you didnt just get fired

Bob Odenkirk joins the cast of ‘THE BEAR’ Season 2. https://t.co/GnkZ78gXuI

@modestproposal1 Google is like “this is project STARKILLER, it has 400 PhDs and 3 Turing award winners and it’s focused on testing adjusting royalty payments to YouTube creators by 0.01 cents per view”

I love Google so much. They embarked on a project called the Great Search Shift and ended up rounding the corners on some images and videos https://t.co/R5zOKnOVsL

Something inherently funny about the phrase "Disney regrets that it has come to this" https://t.co/usdFEkpNlj https://t.co/uqZCKc0ale

I still can’t get over each main character getting their own emotional support woman of color https://t.co/jIlcvbMM1d

WHAT THE CUNT https://t.co/bt2xhXlXrR

the netflix witcher s3 costume designers be like ''what if we buy clothes in H&M'' 🤪 https://t.co/RIN4vdb51t

I have to bring back this text from my mom every time mercury is in retrograde https://t.co/MhsH0rl8xV

This is a great graphic to show you all the exponential increase in book banning since 2020. https://t.co/Gbyg0UjrDJ

Tucker Carlson once did a segment on a friend of mine, a freelancer, characterizing a tweet about damage to some cars as incitement to violence. She lost two jobs and was harassed by conservatives for years. https://t.co/oDxLL5rMm2

The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death. https://t.co/ejUGYeVLvM

And I don't mean that they "elevated" horror or whatever. I just mean they're doing things on a pretty different wavelength than the few decades prior and I think that's neat.

these tools feel a little like walking on a moving walkway -- going to speed things up a bit, especially working on languages I'm less comfortable (javascript vs c++, etc)

Liza Minnelli has outlived Tucker Carlson’s time at Fox News

its ontologically over...