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microsoft: introducing our new search engine, Bing! everyone: it’s awful. we hate it microsoft: ok. what if we gave it a soul

they all talk with that specific cadence and it cool how just 40 years later it’s completely gone https://t.co/PCTBiLwfYu

they should let empty store fronts in philly be rented for like 100$ just to improve the vibe

The mantra "spend money on experiences, not things" is good in theory. Here are things you should spend money on: -othortics and shoes -dental care -therapy -sunscreen -a decent knife -air purifier -smart outlets and power strips -Airtags or Tile trackers -glass food containers

the timeline was crazy when they revealed this was actually kourtney kardashian https://t.co/NtfbBWYOdV

I wonder how many good books I missed out on because they looked like this https://t.co/MBRfcfCtm8

When people want to start posting online more (especially girls + on TikTok) they often default to sharing lifestyle content I recommend thinking outside of this if your intuition isn’t 100% set on it. Feeling the need to document your personal life on the daily (location,… https://t.co/3CQKIlWCLc

@isabelsweetie Silverbell has stoner vibes tho like he’s deep and a chiller

imagine getting fired from your job and then dressing up like youre going to work and going to a recreation of your work and pretending like you didnt just get fired

Bob Odenkirk joins the cast of ‘THE BEAR’ Season 2. https://t.co/GnkZ78gXuI

@modestproposal1 Google is like “this is project STARKILLER, it has 400 PhDs and 3 Turing award winners and it’s focused on testing adjusting royalty payments to YouTube creators by 0.01 cents per view”

I love Google so much. They embarked on a project called the Great Search Shift and ended up rounding the corners on some images and videos https://t.co/R5zOKnOVsL

Something inherently funny about the phrase "Disney regrets that it has come to this" https://t.co/usdFEkpNlj https://t.co/uqZCKc0ale

I still can’t get over each main character getting their own emotional support woman of color https://t.co/jIlcvbMM1d

WHAT THE CUNT https://t.co/bt2xhXlXrR

the netflix witcher s3 costume designers be like ''what if we buy clothes in H&M'' 🤪 https://t.co/RIN4vdb51t

I have to bring back this text from my mom every time mercury is in retrograde https://t.co/MhsH0rl8xV

This is a great graphic to show you all the exponential increase in book banning since 2020. https://t.co/Gbyg0UjrDJ

Tucker Carlson once did a segment on a friend of mine, a freelancer, characterizing a tweet about damage to some cars as incitement to violence. She lost two jobs and was harassed by conservatives for years. https://t.co/oDxLL5rMm2

The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death. https://t.co/ejUGYeVLvM

And I don't mean that they "elevated" horror or whatever. I just mean they're doing things on a pretty different wavelength than the few decades prior and I think that's neat.

these tools feel a little like walking on a moving walkway -- going to speed things up a bit, especially working on languages I'm less comfortable (javascript vs c++, etc)

Liza Minnelli has outlived Tucker Carlson’s time at Fox News

its ontologically over...

“what’s a meme” 😭 https://t.co/qxMCLeWK54

Perfect examples of why parasocial relationships are bad. We don’t know these people yet assign virtues to them based of their fame, talents and social currency. Again we don’t know these people. https://t.co/cCsBMxabxx

I would hate to be stuck in a desert because I really need the shade

Brand identity https://t.co/DToOwvexPW

Manly man Josh Hawley says the Left is trying to "purge Christianity" from America. He's seen here being sworn in as A Godly Caucasian Acolyte by Mike Pence, the Grand Holy White Prisspot, while Josh's wife Erin waits for her Ambien to kick in. Mike is holding a menu from Denny's https://t.co/T6z2PFbWud

Swami Sound's (@swamisound) NYC Garage sound has propelled him to the underground's upper echelon - but the innovative producer, DJ, and vocalist has a brilliant and versatile catalogue that spans back years. Read our list: https://t.co/Cw2Th1XsJi