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@_jfriday @katelynanne EYE’m focusing on the cultural frame in which availability of Ranch, a US condiment, constitutes normalcy. If you have textural/taste sensitivities, carry it in your bag: OP is talking about the absence of “any dressings” when they were offered ones they didn’t want/couldn’t eat.

watching succession is proof that you literally don't need to know what's going on to have a great time. is this how dogs feel

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is reportedly in talks to write and direct the next James Bond movie. (Source: https://t.co/B7b70aBiqw) https://t.co/k3l0VvcRm4

Academy Award winning composer Ryuichi Sakamoto has sadly passed away at the age of 71. https://t.co/SzFJaKOTzu

when you know you can sing and you can do anything with your voice… https://t.co/Fh4cjSOxsS

Maia Kealoha has been cast as Lilo in Disney’s live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ remake. (Source: https://t.co/Parr3OW9Tj) https://t.co/C5WBeu4qSl

Twitter’s algorithm specifically labels whether the Tweet author is Elon Musk “author_is_elon” besides the Democrat, Republican and “Power User” labels https://t.co/fhpBjdfifX https://t.co/93eTSJWdte https://t.co/orCPvfMTb9

@grocklein @sarafischer @WhiteHouse @Twitter @axios https://t.co/YyI8M8Z8Ys

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i just feel like this got lost in the indictment news and everyone really needs to see it https://t.co/zG8qxWNHc7

she said in my class you’ll learn how to cook AND SERVE https://t.co/IKhZPt6mML

Gwyneth Paltrow whispered “I wish you well” to Dr. Sanderson, the man who sued her over ski crash, as she left the courtroom with her $1 victory. https://t.co/4p176ec19d

historic front page of the new york times: https://t.co/EElt1DjLkM

they fucking got him https://t.co/x8RQp83i5x

Carrie Martin daily schedule: - pack up pull-out couch bed - morning cig with moesby - get twins out the door for school - masturbate in bath - vocal warm-ups - hair gel (~2 hours) - sound check in lounge - 7p show - 1 glass of chardonnay - 9p show - tuck in twins - RHONY ep https://t.co/TJD0WF2KL8

to get the full cat owner experience you should get one of each of these https://t.co/2vBolbm47X

this took 15 seconds to load and was worth the wait https://t.co/63jOFxRYBF

i understood what she was saying. her message was meant for a select few https://t.co/19nxvnrVFY

kinda crazy they would allow this to happen in DC https://t.co/vW8QCygpWU

Becky Ann Baker Loreen Horvath fancam https://t.co/mVK61DWnwb

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming https://t.co/LZJJvs6nqt

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Love workshopping tweets with my boy Roommates…no response means it needs work. A light snicker means it’s gonna be a hit. A hardy chuckle means I am a comedic god

Barricade so good I had to ride it https://t.co/vQgixZoMVf

this is so nasty 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Yj9Zon0XR4

everyone at the gym is jealous of me because im smart enough to watch sex & the city on the treadmill

GPT is a new kind of computer architecture that runs on text. Yes it can talk to us, but also to much of our existing software infrastructure. First via apps on top of APIs, now inside ChatGPT via plugins. What a time right now... https://t.co/HjeUCv3XE7

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The Plane Spotters of LAX - a project I started in 2019 while exploring the west side of LA. On the front page of the NYT today. https://t.co/sZ7TRnK0Rs

Cats fully understand Arabic and are, as evidenced in this video, more than capable of engaging with a sermon on Ramadan virtues. Humans, on the other hand, still copy رمضان كريم from Google Translate 🤭 https://t.co/BFMcjV74ig