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When a restaurant’s merch is too clean and well designed it doesn’t make me think the restaurant is cool it just makes me think that the graphic designer that’s a waiter there didn’t get paid enough to make it

Why is my TL increasingly filled with Movie Dudes who are mad at this 20 second TikTok some girl made for fun? https://t.co/hAN4C7lyAl

Trailer tomorrow for Celine Song’s PAST LIVES starring Greta Lee, Teo Yoo, and John Magaro 🤍 https://t.co/IadWRMsx4T

when women demanded the vote, when minorities demand to be treated equitably, it will seem like "social contagion" to those who imagine themselves doling out permission for others to live as freely & without risk as they do. https://t.co/P3Szi7v6uY

the disheveled hair, the wrinkled bright fuchsia jumpsuit, how out of breath she is despite being vocally trained, viola davis awkwardly dancing in the back as a show of support… this is perfection. https://t.co/mPpFdJAfqV

A 3rd grade student in Texas found a gun inside a school bathroom at Rising Star Elementary, and after the child reported it, a teacher sent another child instead of an adult to confirm it. The firearm belonged to school superintendent Robby Stuteville.

BELLY is playing tonight at the New Bev. I’m excited for a whole wave of filmmakers & film lovers to discover it. Hype should have catapulted to the top feature directors class after this one. Like a Wong Kar Wai film, every scene is its own micro world of cinematic ideas. https://t.co/CuW52Ncy3c

I got an F on my midterm in Korean History taught by a Japanese history professor at Yale. He said Asians were Math and Science majors. I was majoring in History. I wrote a novel called “Pachinko” which is now taught in Japanese history classes, as well as other disciplines. https://t.co/jP11bugTde

~ p e r f e c t i o n ~ https://t.co/4WfkTp2qwF https://t.co/ifzuTM12Xu

“idk but i feel like that’s not true” https://t.co/c9597ta8f5

@CaleBeele The nigga who caught him in the club at this exact moment https://t.co/XTiC6OI219

every memory of the past is very painful, anyone else? am i right?😂

@monis411 https://t.co/KMrN0qvGYQ

I posted yesterday about a cat saved from the rubble in Turkey who refused to leave his rescuer's side. The rescuer's name is Ali Cakas and he adopted the cat, naming him Enkaz - "rubble" in Turkish. May they have a happy life together! 📷- jcacs_1/ Instagram https://t.co/ztgbZbAHyT

The keep leaking singles to figure out direction. When her British ass is supposed to be giving us garage music. Like it’s trending. She’s British. Her voice would work for it. And the gays would love it. Sometimes direction is simple like lol https://t.co/oZCX8f7Ogo

me: "i need a credit score" Credit System: "yup, for everything" me: "I start with a perfect score right? CS: "no, you start at zero" me: "ok, how do i open a card?" CS: "build credit!" me: "and then pay off the card 100%?" CS: "no score will go down" me: “and the score… https://t.co/xae8YNlKng

The trailer for LOVE AND DEATH starring Elizabeth Olsen has been released. https://t.co/CYiAy9wV5F

All three of their names are insane. Horton Hears a Who ass names https://t.co/AkoCaejxdS

I don’t have a critical thought in my head these days. Just quietly digesting these vintage lingerie inspired Tory Burch A/W 2023 looks https://t.co/0iVVMLM5jp

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Folie à Deux 🃏 https://t.co/gEwSgsvpbP

Oh my god. A survivor of the 2012 Sandy Hook elementary shooting is a current student at Michigan State. https://t.co/1uDx57PeAj

The optimal known packing of 17 equal squares into a larger square - i.e. the arrangement which minimises the size of the large square. https://t.co/C0LL4kQzjr

A hazardous materials expert recommends anyone in the East Palestine area "get a health check-up. Get a record now of where your health stands so that moving forward, you'll have documentation of any possibly related effects to the train derailment." https://t.co/xZzk28Xuht

@NotABigJerk A public service big game ad that could explain in 30 seconds how annual tax reconciliation works elsewhere and how intuit prevents it from working that way here would change history.

@FScottFitzJesse @NotABigJerk As long as the methodology is public so you can check it yourself, why wouldn’t that be fine? I’d rather check their work than have them check mine.

Rihanna at the SuperBowl Halftime (2023) https://t.co/S15efREU69

Ezra Miller at press junkets for The Flash https://t.co/eUWG6Ueycq

the flash is so fucking funny like here's our crossover movie from three corporate shakeups ago starring a wanted criminal. and james gunn has to pretend like oh yes this is all part of the plan and we're happy to be releasing it for at least 9 more months

yooo can she say this 🤣😂🎯 https://t.co/iVePZTA4ND