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Gay people will make fun of Kevin McCarthy losing again for the 9th time and then proceed to walk around with their Instagram DMs looking like this: https://t.co/vwTeYB7blU

The vet has described my dachshund as "smart," "handsome," and "manipulative."

if this narration were in French this could be a new wave film https://t.co/iNSOBdHOyL

Starting red dead redemption tomorrow

This has to be the worst take I’ve read from @Theholisticpsyc The war on drugs is/was a US-government sponsored idea to incarcerate/kill Black and indigenous folks in US and throughout Latin America. It not only failed but led to hundreds of thousands of deaths. https://t.co/0L51QajDuv

@ReuvenBlau @Noratoriou5 @RosaGoldensohn What tax payers need to realize is that it is cheaper to end homelessness than it is to continue to allow local governments to criminalize it!

a lot of people that are "anti trans" have actually just been caught up in a transphobic misinformation campaign you see a lot of issues when these people get into debates with trans people because they genuinely don't realise that they'd largely agree with trans people

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

Unpopular opinion: but the best thing young people can do for their future is be born into a rich family.

This is why the nuclear family and the false narratives around family structures is drastically different for us even legally. https://t.co/TtLBAiapDN

LOL!!! https://t.co/gWecOOxPQF

i take photos but not in a cute or fun way

all these tweets are good but I’m craving seeing a tweet on my tl thats SO funny it eats me from the inside out like a termite

*sees massively overcrowded highway* "Those cars should be Teslas!" https://t.co/lZKJhYXz0c

in the first movie, jake sully’s narration is mostly video logs. in way of water, he’s just narrating to himself because he likes doing it

In fact, all those years I spent over-explaining and over-apologizing I was actually making things awkward for people. Often, they would have to comfort and reassure me. And, why should they have to do that?

James Cameron is going to spend more money on Avatar movies than the US is going to contribute to the Green Climate Fund

@historyinmemes It is sad to think about the fact that these animals are now extinct. Here's a colourised version: https://t.co/ztx4x8Y3xv

conquering the fear of being cringe is fully a rite of passage to living life on your own terms

happy new year https://t.co/LXFEByqUfz

You know how some weed guys are always like “you just gotta find the right strain!!” That’s how I feel about people who think they don’t like soup

Meghan McCain weighs in on the “nepo babies” discourse. https://t.co/xZdFxTvpZl

throwing a party tn and the attire is “cocktail”. i have had to CONSOLE men like BABIES over this all week. they are completely disoriented and confused by being asked to not look like shit

Barbara Walters knew Donald Trump was a FRAUD. https://t.co/p53dyt2iMA

Emmy-winning celebrity interviewer Barbara Walters has died. She was 93. https://t.co/T2yHVHDkJQ https://t.co/69XRKLIFZA

Boomers have used Google search like it's ChatGPT from the start

@josiee_luna That scream must have felt so good like that came from deep within

these don’t feel authentic - i can look in their eyes and see they’ve used an air fryer before. https://t.co/i0N9xHHdu7

@mrtysonw You missed arguably the best one https://t.co/z3OEM9vLPv

Andrew Tate and his brother have been arrested in Romania in human trafficking investigation. https://t.co/a5ZSDxFNUn