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couch: oh honey you are sooo tired bed: no she’s not! She isn’t actually

US Constitution. Amendment 14. Section 3. 🇺🇸 No person shall be a President or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. #TrumpAnnouncement https://t.co/8eRRug9YmS

Amazing https://t.co/wQU9xdi3Xj

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I am blocked by a man named CatTurd2 on the internet, making it considerably harder for me to figure out the business strategy of the richest man in the world. https://t.co/yA7Z8KgUmp

in case your brain works more like ↕️ than like ↔️ @jedimody has whipped up *vertical* split view would u use? 🤔 https://t.co/7Q1m8YQ2fb

First day 💙💙💙 https://t.co/0Gp1jvVpzk

bro what is going on at twitter https://t.co/tmqOUG5Tzv

Daisy Edgar-Jones and Paul Mescal dressed as Fleabag and the Hot Priest for Halloween https://t.co/Qxcop7lNBm

apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao https://t.co/CoTqonsagG

he tried to warn us https://t.co/I7pbVjrh28 https://t.co/jhDQZGlvuM

Last night my fiancé was high on mushrooms and i asked what he was thinking about and he said "ants" and then after concentrating a bit he went "The ant world"

@bklynb4by 😭😭😭 https://t.co/qWXtBA7A3i

me when my son “sid” comes home from school and i made him his favourite scandinavian dinner “yülüke” https://t.co/fjY73SglhX

i keep getting this ad for this dress where nobody on this set had ever seen a guitar before and it’s making me feel crazy https://t.co/uhwmFYqV6g

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Crewnecks now live 🚶🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/qNjAobuCmu https://t.co/WsWwSIJDaH

So, word around is, @elonmusk has ordered his Ireland workforce back to Dublin by Monday Or Else. There is litterally not enough housing in Dublin for them to do so. https://t.co/vkvwSeX9wd

Sam Bankman-Fried created a secret back door in FTX’s system so that he could secretly steal money from the company. Nobody knows where it went. When asked about it SBF said, and I quote, “???” https://t.co/ruAKE70fNP https://t.co/aY9wDDcW9B

ava duvernay couldnt use martin luther king’s real speeches in selma (2014) cause steven spielberg owns the rights to use mlk’s life and words in films . thats rubbed me the wrong way ever since i found out https://t.co/FqwG3R6TiT

My job gave me this https://t.co/erSyCfvK6X

This is exactly how I feel when I drink lattes https://t.co/ksCqvR1JsJ

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results. https://t.co/XmMTSUKJof

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@rafaelshimunov While this is a brutal indictment of a wealthy man child’s lack of strategic vision, it’s more of an indictment of how dependent pharma stocks are on brutally price gouging customers for critical medications.

some good news for your TL today.... 🔷 we're starting work on Arc for mobile!! 🔷 @_adenab and @abigailjanvier have a few questions for you about what you'd want from it 👇 https://t.co/w6sUUVDbqx

The argument that student loan debt relief is a one-sided break is SO off base. The number & size of tax breaks that wealthy get is astonishing. Home, investing, 529, SEP accounts. SO many. The truly poor likely never make enough for any of these.

This is a reversal of the previous policy that removed the Official labels after the earlier policy of adding them: https://t.co/E3qOd0uNgI

Subjects that should be taught in school: active communication, conflict resolution, attachment theory, emotional regulation, nervous system awareness, and how to create healthy relationship dynamics. Education needs a paradigm shift.

For those keeping track, Twitter is currently in the stage of the Titanic sinking where the band is continuing to play and Billy Zane is running around the ship with a gun https://t.co/ls2VvJ7IPb