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Incredible that we, as a society, have simply lost the battle to spam. 80% of the physical mail, phone calls, text messages, DMs, and friend requests I receive are either unwanted junk or scams trying to separate me from my money. Entire modes of communication made unusable.

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I just realized that the number in theater names (Regal 14, AMC 12) indicates how many individual theaters are in the larger structure

my boxers watching me pre-order the new call of duty https://t.co/IOVBLr4ykp

Drove a tinder date to the vet because her pet ferret was sick and they ended up euthanizing it.

Netflix should have a category called “not good”

My response to society saying you have to look a certain way to feel good about yourself. https://t.co/ArLzkZVZKj

gm https://t.co/LCovujW3LD

@bizboyle Part of the problem is that "metaverse" doesn't mean anything anymore. Meta will tell you it means VR. Magic Leap will tell you it means AR. Bitcoiners will tell you it means bitcoin. The apes will tell you it means NFTs. A bunch of unrelated buzzwords under one umbrella.

Not watching SHE-HULK but reading Patti Harrison’s post about it avidly https://t.co/mrXgStiUVX

I can actually prove that Avatar basically has no cultural footprint because it's the highest grossing movie of all time and it can't even inspire people to write more then 400 fanfic. https://t.co/L762F8c1s8 https://t.co/IADwrS0Cst

“Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.

her: spit on it me: ptooey!

Happy Friday any tabs left open at the end of the day are tiny little pixelated anchors. You don't need them. You won't get to them. They're weighing you down. It's okay to let them go. They aren't helping you. Go forth and surf the web, don't be stuck in one place.

Sometimes ppl stay in unhappy marriages bc of kids, financial obligations, family/community or worse there’s abuse. Are those marriages “successful” bc they don’t end in divorce? Of course not! Marriage isn’t a badge of honor, it’s a commitment & sometimes it needs to end

Realizing a relationship has passed its prime doesn’t negate the parts of the relationship that were happy or “successful.” The same way you move on from a job & take the lessons you learned to your next role. Every situation is different & can’t be painted w the same brush

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I should call her https://t.co/93QIkiVu3m

Sure, I could answer your email, and instantly forget about it. Or I could leave it unanswered, such that it lives in my mind exerting a slow, daily pressure, and I feel your spectral presence always beside me for countless weeks, and in a way, wouldn't you prefer that?

Its so hard to know whats going on

we had to see this, so now you do also https://t.co/Z1KRUYpBCd

you are not prepared for salomé without the autism glasses..... ubercunt era commencing https://t.co/VarxZnVYu0

Imaging trying to explain this picture to someone who doesn’t use twitter https://t.co/h5KBH9HtjJ

using language like “come forward” “accusers” and “victims” within the context of the adam levine cheating scandal is literally bastardizing the abuse of women https://t.co/VOYdEjxEjF

i dont see how you can hate from outside of the club. you can't even get in 😂

my laptop when I have more than 3 tabs open https://t.co/TnQREveSRT

Tom Hardy won first place as a surprise competitor at the 2022 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Open Championship. (Source: https://t.co/3kcS3Buxhr) https://t.co/DthquR5cgQ

Tom Hardy Surprise Enters Martial Arts Competition and Wins Gold: ‘He Lived Up to His Bane Character, That’s For Sure’ https://t.co/2iqSLhKVH5

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washing the ps5 is so annoying https://t.co/biwymPYm9x