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my laptop when I have more than 3 tabs open https://t.co/TnQREveSRT

Tom Hardy won first place as a surprise competitor at the 2022 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Open Championship. (Source: https://t.co/3kcS3Buxhr) https://t.co/DthquR5cgQ

Tom Hardy Surprise Enters Martial Arts Competition and Wins Gold: ‘He Lived Up to His Bane Character, That’s For Sure’ https://t.co/2iqSLhKVH5

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washing the ps5 is so annoying https://t.co/biwymPYm9x

Adam Levine drama is boring, but finding out he sexts like he's 17 and hasn't ever fucked is funny https://t.co/8VZYyHUH9d

did u guys know women have bussy's too? they're called wussy's (woman bussy) and it's in the front

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can’t stop thinking about the cute homophobic guy thst was protesting my concert last night. i just know we had a connection. i miss him so much man. i’m nothing without him

mmm extra extra read all about it ‼️ https://t.co/yWZ6xki8ir

This is Jefe. He would like to hold your hand. By any means necessary. 12/10 https://t.co/Vz4unAXZ9R

This airport has a snake-telling-off room https://t.co/9LO7KoJcBi

📸 Milly Alcock bids farewell to #HouseOfTheDragon in a new IG post: “I love u all I love u I love this!” https://t.co/5wPeQ3XP2S

update: they didn’t want the pizza but i accidentally fell in love with one of the homophobic protestors https://t.co/5vPAw0XlIr https://t.co/vlAsnZwcAD

how is that like earth at all then https://t.co/q41oU7oJIu

if you’re awake and he is asleep… honey face the facts he literally hates you

Ugh. I had to look it up to be sure but it’s true. Google “40% police” so you can see for yourself https://t.co/4D0XZlJvF5

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I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything pic.twitter.com/RIstM7kIT8— Richard Parry (@_RichardParry_) September 16, 2022

Saw Barbarian last night and all I can say is: go in knowing nothing.

There’s something corny about a group of people

Laura Harrier photographed by Jonny Marlow for WWD https://t.co/Uj26JFJC8i

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Folks. When apps minimize into the Dynamic Island when dismissed, they drop into the island differently based on the physics of your “throw”…! Toss the app straight up, and it’s a normal bounce. But throw a curveball, and the opposite side bulges out to catch. I LOVE THIS 100% https://t.co/GWjjTDvXZb

@GK3 This is not cute! Dynamic Islands only do this when they're in extreme distress.

Haircut & Mustache https://t.co/MmcnX8vbXc

We have put a man on the moon, explored the depths of the oceans, produced technology our ancestors would understand to be magic, but a safe, clean, private place for everyone to live… dream on buddy!

It’s amazing how much less miserable and depressed we’d all be if we just guaranteed everyone a 1 bedroom apartment.

i have been nothing but Nathan for you

my god. https://t.co/uFHZR5fP6Q