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For my American followers: this is like if hamburger died

the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats” and I was like ohhh and she was like “should we just end this now?” and I was like “ugh. yeah probably” and then we hugged goodbye

Ana de Armas reacting to the 11-minute standing ovation at #VeniceFilmFestival for #Blonde https://t.co/2Y4Du3vjVj

This tweet is a great way for a lot of Americans to find out the British equivalent of Dollar General is called Poundland https://t.co/EAZ8Ol5IP8

She woulda ate wearing this to the fune. https://t.co/XbqPHzEdGr

'THE CROWN' Season 5 premieres in November. https://t.co/uV5l5tMw20

@BBCBweaking https://t.co/RUskWFaxCV

i don’t feel bad for queen elizabeth at all actually.. she ruled over colonies guilt free, she defended her son who groomed children on epstein’s island, she banned racial minorities from working for her until the late 60s & she’s just generally a terrible person

Reports indicate that Her Majesty has bestowed a great honor upon Meghan Markle by requesting her to be the recipient of the “Final Slur:” a traditional rite whereby the British Monarch utters their final racist remark before death. Markle will be the first non-Irish beneficiary. https://t.co/Z9PmuG7X1M

2022: “WOW you can write a prompt and an AI will draw it!” 2028: “You want to write a prompt? First you need to hire 10-15 promptOps Engineers to build out your PromptFlow pipelines which sends promptjobs to your PromptLake from the PromptQueue using the EventPrompt stream”

it’s impossible to overstate the permanent public health damage of a sign that shows someone wearing a mask incorrectly with the label “you do you”. teaches a lasting misunderstanding of the purpose and function of masks for this and every future pandemic. https://t.co/pTZnuwtlM4

The United States will soon drop out of the Top 50 nations in terms of life expectancy. Every country above us has a public option for health insurance of a publicly funded healthcare system. Not some. Not most. Every single one. https://t.co/DpR5L7zhki

bereal is insane https://t.co/koLvtMbw4t

@NotRyanAdams @bdjansenphd I think a wise person values more than a good career. Besides, what society needs to function and what pays are two separate issues. Why does an elementary school teacher earn less than a lawyer whose role is to find legal loopholes so that some corporation can pay less taxes?

literally why is everyone (myself included) bingewatching breaking bad for the first time this week. what shifted in the collective consciousness

it is SO important to have friends who are brutally honest and give unbiased, critical feedback, and other friends who say you’re a goddamn genius no matter what you do

POV: pulling up to the @dontworrydarlin premiere as just a supporting actor https://t.co/uMeV1F8CJp

I can’t describe how ancient this makes me feel. https://t.co/a1IvELjOFY

should i get really into weed smoking

A bit more before a more formal role announcement: - reporting to @dustin - 90th percentile-plus copm - we believe in "optimizing for feelings" https://t.co/xCiDvouo4q - our 5-year vision: https://t.co/xx1TZppc0e More soon!

'don't worry darling' has single-handedly revived mass interest in mid-budget middlebrow movies with an ingenious PR strategy of simply releasing the worst 17 second trailer you've ever seen, earning wall-to-wall negative reviews and having the cast publicly spit on each other

I've made my annual return to Twitter to show off this picture of a burrito I got from Chipotle today. An absolute unit. Bigger than my hand. When I say this place has an immense grip on my mental health, I mean it. https://t.co/SGRHr5CC9F

I continued exploring #stablediffusion's latent space over the weekend and oh my; there's still a LOT of treasure to be discovered inside this magnificent neural universe! Here's a quick thread with some of my personal favorites and how I found them.. https://t.co/ObovkjV7Kv

he had to come up with something rly quick😭 https://t.co/Hr8SXIcAou

that technique..that form.. bravo, Chris Pine, bravo 👏 https://t.co/C5eNgXx8LC

Imagine being Chris Pine, a PROFESSIONAL actor. Flip phone is charged. Feminist theory books on deck for your down time between junkets. You show up to your cast HATING each other and you get stuck on a junket with a man who has seemingly just figured out what acting is? Wow.

@egg666egg_ @sakoorku @ktmeower You already know they ain't cause it never happened 💀

help 😭 https://t.co/XFbuPriXZg

Tom Cruise will brag about doing his own stunts like hes not 4 inches tall operating under a totally different physics rulebook. He can hop around like a bug and he can even stick to walls..

gumski masc variant https://t.co/pbeNhqR96O