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just ate 24 oysters im bout to ride his dick with my mind

Rudy Giuliani chases the bag. (2022) https://t.co/cOzTN6RmXj

oh my fucking GOODNESS https://t.co/7vMcKklYYG

Contemplating a career shift https://t.co/rbe337CL0x

“I’m going to the grocery store want me to get you anything?” https://t.co/Ke4AqKEUWi

im just saying. most in-love people i know here fell in love somewhere else

i think it’s impossible to fall in love in philadelphia HAHAHA

taylor russell snapped at #Venezia79 https://t.co/DRHMJ3LHSq

not gonna lie the first time I generated this data and chart it was so jaw dropping I immediately checked to confirm it was right https://t.co/CgvqVhFghs https://t.co/UIV3KZPUC2

this dude is gonna become King Of England at age 14 and make Family Guy funny compilations a mandatory watch in all of Britain. https://t.co/mP46UPjPrs

this is literally me and oomfs https://t.co/aCyunGmCIm

i thought this was a thing they did only in spongebob what the fuck https://t.co/V7i2SomLBO

All videos are actually three-dimensional objects Usually what we see is just a small slice along the axis of time, but what if we could tangibly interact with the geometry of this space? https://t.co/kddrYO40wI

The Dutch government is planning to apologize for its historic role in slave trade and set up a fund for projects that aim to raise awareness about the legacy of slavery https://t.co/bGS3fDKReg

The Brits get reporters willing to ask the same question five times. We get "we'll have to leave it there." Watch the damn clip. [via @stevesilberman] https://t.co/9Pe2ZKAJLD

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Is this what u want? https://t.co/fC4PvMub5g https://t.co/ukCCf7fKva

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The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides

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@allinsea https://t.co/jLQ9VSlyvt

Halle gone eat this bc why Ariel a little flat https://t.co/h5j0ppLa3D

her range is unmatched https://t.co/JSSaALu76E

house of the dragon is so funny they’re like my princess you must choose a knight to protect your kingdom and then this guy just https://t.co/tBleR54DBo

For my American followers: this is like if hamburger died

the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats” and I was like ohhh and she was like “should we just end this now?” and I was like “ugh. yeah probably” and then we hugged goodbye

Ana de Armas reacting to the 11-minute standing ovation at #VeniceFilmFestival for #Blonde https://t.co/2Y4Du3vjVj

This tweet is a great way for a lot of Americans to find out the British equivalent of Dollar General is called Poundland https://t.co/EAZ8Ol5IP8

She woulda ate wearing this to the fune. https://t.co/XbqPHzEdGr

'THE CROWN' Season 5 premieres in November. https://t.co/uV5l5tMw20