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@daringfireball How come not Alphabet?

every time im at work im like. wow, what if there were a sardonic TV comedy about how ridiculous and silly having a desk job / working in local government can be but with a redeeming message about the friends we make along the way?

every friend group has someone like this in it https://t.co/CFphW9sA4p

no offense but my tv shows are very good and you should watch them https://t.co/oqYn4qy0ai

The millennial formula to building brands (hollow vessels) is toppling Those who (wastefully) slapped condescending design language on a thing we already had & sold it to back to us (via Obama-era optimism) are being punished for their willful wrongdoing https://t.co/v4hllwIMMU

hey NYC 😁😁 i have a gig this thursday (8/11) it’s at the Delancey on the LES. ignore the 6:30 my set is at 10! https://t.co/lOOJovQzn5 https://t.co/AZrTyh4W1A

@InkDinoS @InterestingsAsF I'm an expert in bird law and this is definitely a gray area

Presenting the stars of GQ’s second September cover: @ScuderiaFerrari’s Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc https://t.co/whV2dlHvbR https://t.co/tKZyVdJKdM

I wrote a screenplay about my hoe phase, moving back home with my parents at age 29, and building my relationship with God...and wow...BODY COUNT advanced to the QUARTERFINALS of the Academy Nicholl Fellowship! https://t.co/dDgYZWWKfm

was gnna post on instagram and then i was like wait is that like still going on? like will anyone see it or like what

ezra miller respawns in random locations to attack locals like its call of duty multiplayer https://t.co/6gAgRChxzk

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@bigsnugga @chilloutricky @jurassicpatek BOBBED and BURGERED she went through every fibre of emotion in that chair

@chilloutricky @jurassicpatek that bob was BOBBED

‘Bicstan’ video out now 🏀🕷🕸 Directed by @alanresnicks & Patti Harrison HWFGGGG https://t.co/F2v5ieOLEL https://t.co/ExPsfmpWU2

‘BICSTAN’ 🏀 🕷 The new video from @HudMo, directed by Patti Harrison and @alanresnicks Watch now → https://t.co/4kyZ5somKb https://t.co/XPRHrMlOpJ

Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God https://t.co/7C6dENGXMi

Today 43 Republicans voted to keep insulin at $1200/mo instead of $35. Tomorrow every Republican will ask you to be outraged that gas is $5 instead of $3. In the GOP world, $1200 for life saving insulin in fair play but $5 for gas is an outrage. Vote them all out.

Breaking: Senate Republicans have just blocked the $35/month insulin price cap for Americans on private insurance from Democrats' spending bill.

this really blowing my mind https://t.co/dQIQRwZnVG

miss honay.. MISS HONAY. https://t.co/Ebl6R60rYE

This girl teaching her cat pole tricks got me ctfu https://t.co/NcuYclIgDf

i go to get nails done and suddenly I’m in their attic meeting the grandma

Imagine if they resurrected Mozart 😍 Then he could work with Lizzo

Verdict: Alex Jones owes $45.2 million more to Sandy Hook in punitive damages. That's on top of $4.1 million in compensatory. That's $49.3 million to two Sandy Hook families. Two more trials after this. Unanimous verdict (what's required for punitive damages).

@ClunkSpider Yeah they took her out of context. They literally fused two interviews together. https://t.co/BSfkstue9N

@KaylaAncrum @tnwhiskeywoman I need more of this. Tailoring seems to be the answer to so many problems. An elevated t-shirt? I’m into it.

i have a pitch @Discovery. we get a group of hot single men, some guards, some prisoners, we put them up in a nice airbnb in stanford and just kinda see what happens

i just know her bitmoji is insanely accurate https://t.co/rvKp7PDDOz

but sir... I don't want to scale... I want to create a modestly sized business that supports me and my family's needs and provides work life balance and lets me sleep at night with a conscience ...don't make me scale...