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@willsommer @JLownLaw Alex Jones is getting roasted on cross-examination, as Sandy Hook lawyer Mark Bankston plays video for the jury of Jones slamming the jurors as "blue collar" people who "don't know what planet they are on." #msnbc #BlackLivesMatter #BBCWorld #ToryScumOut https://t.co/Jm0MhBjENe

brb gotta email the Crimes folder to my adversary

One time I watched this girl eat an entire sandwich plus chips on the airplane and then after we landed she called her bf n said she was starving bc all she ate was the free pretzels

Originalism is astrology for people who feel bullied by the Civil Rights Movement

@Marvel_Nerd489 @edgewalker81 Diana has Charles affairs in a VHS up her ass

sex work ? uh yeah i sure hope it does

Hi! I’m running for the board of the Writers’ Guild of America West! If you’re a member, I hope you’ll read my candidate’s statement and endorse me at the bottom of the page. But we all hate clicking links, so I’ll tell you a little bit more about it here: https://t.co/sgLaz90zE6

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i went to one of those teen wilderness camps and i had such a blast fishing i didn’t realize it was a punishment

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im glad theyre finally debunking "foreplay" and calling what it is which sex because having sex doesn't require penetration of any kind... sex is just sex regardless 🤷🏾‍♂️

new tote bag https://t.co/CwWpuZZWOU

FLASH: Minutes after Guy Reffitt was sentenced to 7 years in Capitol riot case... his daughter calls for "life in prison" for Donald Trump https://t.co/01pw2uBsP8

Quinta is the new face of Olay! 👏🏾❤️ https://t.co/xxZtNLUwlv

the baby having absolutely nothing to eat and just staring at the table…😭 https://t.co/0XS1DDbYsR

now we all know why she was so afraid https://t.co/VVvQ2GYngQ

Taylor Swift’s cat when it smells cat nip https://t.co/wvYrsZwj09

as soon as i manage my anxieties around my career/body/housing/finances/sex life/relationship/friendship/politics/future i should be good to go :)

Ohhh they must be FUMINGGG https://t.co/SMcUNzP9J8

As a tax researcher, I was skeptical of rumors Trump buried his ex-wife in that sad little plot of dirt on his Bedminster, NJ golf course just for tax breaks. So I checked the NJ tax code & folks...it's a trifecta of tax avoidance. Property, income & sales tax, all eliminated. https://t.co/VDZBlDyuhQ

slowly realizing at 24 years old that all cities are kinda the same and inherently boring so it's really up to me to fill my life with fun stuff and people. simply moving to nyc or la doesn't change your day to day that much. bro what the fuck

we talk a lot about intergenerational wealth but I think we need to start talking about the inherited coolness held by ppl with art school parents who introduced them to esoteric media at a young age

And summer renaissance

I’m sorry break my soul is SUCH a banger and deserves to be in yalls top 5s from the album…

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Taylor swift going to the corner store for hot Cheetos and Arizona tea https://t.co/AoNTLOgrGW

More 3D scanned portraits https://t.co/BjO5TfCS0s

President Trump quote tweets himself. (2020) https://t.co/ujAdwKnEDE

Public transit is awesome. https://t.co/MSxA6x0zC8

just saw beyonce in the monkeypox line