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me and 𓀂𓂘 𓂀𓂳𓃱 were a problem in downtown Mesopotamia last night omgggg 🤦🏻‍♀️

pwease mom can i have some thewapy🥺

It’s so cute when they’re like we will name the road by the airport Airport Road

@DannyTheMisfit @wutthefokm8 This is more annoying then anybody's nails https://t.co/jUUuVsudJt

She responded to PewDiePie's reaction https://t.co/ztff2kLxs7 https://t.co/TN1Hgp02Cx

The Covfefe Incident. (2017) https://t.co/iuoz2mioq5

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In which an American describes the European nightmare of... pedestrianized streets, public transit, bike lanes and "stores selling candies, baskets, ice cream, and trendy fashions" 😱😱😱 https://t.co/I5FbdLBdOu

@PopCrave Translation: “We see Tiktok as a threat to our platform’s cultural relevance so instead of honing in a unique identity for Instagram, we will continue to copy other apps’ features and cram them awkwardly into our product then hold our users’ reach hostage until they play along”

This idea that the world is inevitably moving in a direction and they are just following human behaviour is how tech is able to justify basically anything There's a vicious loop of data <> behaviour, but the more times the loop runs, the more skewed it becomes

@mattufford @mosseri [floods your feed with hundreds of auto-playing videos you don’t want] hmmm it seems like you’re watching more videos. we should give you more

was studying sound design and made a fictional windows sound scheme https://t.co/aIW9ZIGHn7

@puneetsingh “What would you do as ruler of Wakanda?” Kamala: https://t.co/x7YFCDva3c

people should start undergrad at age 22

YES! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! https://t.co/REQ2c08KNg

This, and the alt text, are killing me https://t.co/SVOLdaLi3c

Stay safe while staying cool this weekend. https://t.co/gooHZOvT0I

i will bring back the male movie star who is ashamed of himself and rightfully scared of his female scene partners, who takes his shirt off for his favorite gay playwright and is sexually frustrated in every role he plays https://t.co/Sm4sFZG47l

being alive is great because there are so many different aiolis to try. but then of course there are also the horrors

If Stranger Things was British. https://t.co/C519RgvkQp

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(at the gay male photographer exhibition) well yes … the cock and balls look very profound ….. invokes a feeling of. intrigue i suppose.

At the end of the democratic presidential debate, Elizabeth Warren accuses Bernie Sanders of calling her a liar with a hot mic, Tom Steyer says hi. (2020) https://t.co/k9UUSKqGBm

@lexisryann_ this one killed me 😭😭😭 https://t.co/WRCpzt3SWB

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

feel like every 5th uber should be free. like punchcard

@BadBrainSD @catriona0721 @punishedgarage Well she thought she did but... she actually voted for Biden because she couldn't tell her vegetables apart.

@i_zzzzzz @BrandyLJensen The Wikipedia entry does NOT disappoint. https://t.co/tsbIQEVCqO

i have a bomb in my purse https://t.co/Ns6enFCSdT