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Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine

i didn't "watch" the rise of gru i sat my white ass down and LISTENED

knife fucking the SHIT outta that onion https://t.co/DT1uRAZQML

big man needs a hot dog and the big man is me

@POTUS President Biden politely asks oil companies to stop the malarkey. (2022)

idk who needs to hear this but…oil vinegar and oregano will make any sandwich taste like it was lovingly made at an italian delicatessen

according to my brother who just saw him live in london a$ap rocky said "it doesn't matter if you're black, white or yellow, if you're racist you can suck my fuckin dick" and "homophobia is fuckin [r word]ed" as a animation behind him showed three planes attacking the twin towers

Girls only want one thing and it’s this https://t.co/fp72hvmO6h

She So Bad I Be Licking Her Bitmoji On The iPhone Screen

[nancy pelosi email voice] GRU is RISING. can I count on you for $15?

@sarahlugor children do not spontaneously form connections with their parents because they’re simply “supposed to honor and respect their parents.” children connect with those that nurture them. if the ones that are meant to be their primary nurturers keep breaking them, they seek elsewhere.

this is so embarrassing https://t.co/rixhDH1FM4

first thing people do in philly is ask u what ur rent is 😂

🥰🥰🥰🥰😝 https://t.co/noTDyoBGcx

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red bull when you confuse it for the other energy drink: https://t.co/nl1vyWjqCx

and on top of everything else gru is about to rise

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One of my fave things this season of #TheBoys, is how fans collectively decided to comment on posts as if they lived in the VCU. Like a spontaneous virtual cos-play. Never seen anything like it & I LOVE IT, you fucking geniuses. Keep going. #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV https://t.co/4HDpsgf6uD

sorry i didn’t text you back, the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born

i really just started my own LLC so i can release music independently. W

Critics say the targeting of single-family rental homes by private equity and other corporate landlords has undermined homeownership and driven up rents. The firms’ all-cash offers typically win over bids with mortgages. A Congressional subcommittee has new findings: 1/

DRINKING TEA, Lei Xue, 2010 https://t.co/N0rTEJsP4E

Libraries document specific strategies ordinary people have used to change legal structures worse than today’s: books like @rsgexp’s No Shortcuts, Marshall Ganz’s Why David Sometimes Wins, Frances Fox Piven’s Challenging Authority, and Barbara Ransby’s biography of Ella Baker.

me looking at the ipad register before pressing no tip https://t.co/ouupF6s5S5

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Why has 'moving on' from Covid come to mean almost abandoning those made chronically ill by the virus & those who continue to be debilitated by it? 'Moving on' from Covid, whatever it means, doesn't have to mean this. Biomedical research & treatment trials aren't restrictions.

@Bang2write Your excellent thread made me think of this. https://t.co/g8UJxpriWP

The messaging needs to be clear, consistent and true. “Congress can override what the Supreme Court did and pass a law to legalize abortion. To do that, we need to elect 2 more Democratic Senators and to hold the House. Pres Biden will sign a law codifying Roe if that happens.”

@nothappyinwv @JohnCornyn Like, it’s the whole point of the first paragraph of the statement.