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she went hard here ❤️‍🔥 https://t.co/qSMHW2JdS3

Parents not exposing their kids to normal, sometimes “adult” things are how we get Disney adults, picky eaters, iPad babies. You wonder why kids have no attention span or interests outside tiktok but who’s responsible for exposing them to more?

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If i were in love i wouldn’t feel the need to go to grad school https://t.co/aa1PBsSRxw

@__tessellation His effort is like sticking a finger into a hole in a dike - a temp effort while finding a solution. Without the solution we fallback into feudalism. We need to vote for a government that will make a functioning system that doesn’t depend on the charity of the rich

okay guys! I think I’m bisexual other than the fact that I only like the idea of men and not intellectually *in real life*, and I’m only attracted to the fictional ones or the ones that I haven’t met or I know I will never meet and if I do meet them my attraction decreases and

ok wait I have a thread https://t.co/AJcFmmtBnY

love how these are just candid photos of her https://t.co/xTSROiPMk2

The Wikipedia page 'List of Television Series Cancelled Before Airing an Episode', is an incredible treasure trove of bad and offensive ideas https://t.co/Av2kLxiKMQ

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1. The @TexasGOP just formally declared that homosexuality is an "abnormal lifestyle choice" and Biden's victory in 2020 was "illegitimate." What corporations financially support the @TexasGOP? Follow along if interested. 🧵

Spectacular equivocation. Can’t hold anybody to moral standards, no accountability for what they say or do. No notes, 11/10 https://t.co/vPXnIFueZb

[messaging a girl my mom made me have playdates with when I was 3] I have grown up so much sense than....

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell was THIS? https://t.co/sS1MaVo8nn

GET A FREE MEAL FROM CHICK FIL A ON SUNDAY WHEN U PRESAVE LATE TO DA PARTY! 🐓x🏳️‍🌈 PRESAVE: https://t.co/qsB86RPTXN https://t.co/pwiP1K54qG

watching TV alone in my own house for the first time in my life, laughing maniacally

these are literally the best eyes I’ve ever painted https://t.co/121V6Dat5Z

Help😭 https://t.co/IXZpR91vW0

Trump stances up. (2019) https://t.co/RZud83GP2f

Y’all think you’re above Family Guy but love doing Dall-E, which is basically the equivalent of a “Lois, this is worse than that time Shrek was in Hamilton” cutaway gag.

This is crazy. Amazon burns through workers so fast there might be none left soon https://t.co/feVI1uQtiR

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Andy from Toy Story is now 37 years old and makes six figures designing park benches that electrocute the homeless.

@SheaCoulee Not guilty https://t.co/GhzWsmJiQ6

@SheaCoulee can you imagine logging onto this bird app and seeing this tweet with no context

Can you imagine getting murdered, and everyone is siding with the elephant?

Ewan McGregor says he gets sent 'a lot' of homoerotic fan art of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker "I don't know how it finds me ... You open the envelope, you think you're going to have to sign something, and you're like, 'Fucking hell!'" 💀 (via @GQMagazine) https://t.co/x5SKRv8dnv

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Today is the day Mat became sentient https://t.co/XwyCwgEO37

please just build a fucking train https://t.co/FBRJJZzyw4