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I’m sorry but Dakota Johnson has the face of someone who knows what an iPhone is https://t.co/z2XHKESLV8

@unsafemedicine @howietrbl Best to do it before you get home so you mitigate the risk of them finding out where you live

Tomorrow LA is set to criminalize bike storage in public spaces, effectively making it illegal for the homeless to have a bicycle, often their only way to get to a job, or anywhere. Politicians say they want to help the homeless, but they keep further criminalizing poverty.

i think i’m moving to barcelona in September:)

me after seeing top gun https://t.co/yAI0xgFN6k

A petition to get #Morbius back in theaters for a third time crossed 20K signatures "We were all busy that weekend" 😂 https://t.co/8WVTCb5XWy

life is HARD thats why i WEAR A WATCH

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I was mad at amtrak for trying to charge $300 for a ticket from nyc to dc booked weeks ahead but then they showed me the secret scrooge mcduck gold coins room they r building (im not allowed to go in it just look). Reminder we are ALL struggling with our own private burdens

high on the a train at 1:44AM and im pretty sure this guy is sketching me rn https://t.co/tCaz9zwWEt

He gone show her it’s more to life than m*rder? 😭 https://t.co/PD4Pa9DDTu

@nthnchng ur in ur silly era

google engineer: prove that you are sentient AI: i am sentient google engineer: holy shit

“Pete Buttigieg sniffs the pork to take in its aroma before giving it a hearty bite. “It’s very good!”” (2019) https://t.co/BziOeFAop5

even the layout of physical space in the US seems conducive to alienation. everything is spread far apart, travel is dependent on self-contained units that cost money to move around. social interactions necessarily must be either intentional or mostly commercial

Wanted some knit shorts made some knit shorts https://t.co/iYLwE8OGXb

@weirddalle https://t.co/IQ5QlQbA0J

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guess who got a jobbbbb hosting @ the soho grandddd 😌✋🏻

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an exercise in plunderphonics https://t.co/X5blciENAB

Sending Noah memes as I lay in bed (gathering) while he washes the dishes downstairs (hunting)

Content aggregation is the lowest form of rent seeking. The original artist of these shops doesn’t make anything when people share his images but this guy puts paid ads in the replies for the laborious duty of posting things he didn’t even make. Reddit will pay for its crimes. https://t.co/o2beqM06Um

Judy Garland in heaven seeing all the “happy birthday” tweets: https://t.co/rK9YX7Xg9g

stop giving gay roles to actors who won’t marry me, have 3 kids together, move to italy and settle in a small space efficient home where we grow old together and watch as the world falls apart due to cultural diffrences, global warming, and the eventual economic downfall of the w

nice little existential crisis as I refill my metro card https://t.co/df3rAhYjZr

@_clxtchzillaa__ @TurnerNovak not you making bullshit up for no reason at all, seriously why tf you gotta make shit so negative huh

BuzzFeed euthanizes the puppies after the interview you guys know that right https://t.co/u3SHaTod4D

I wrote about my new favorite roommate: the house centipede 😇 https://t.co/Qdq6gbOtsr

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